{"id":2810,"date":"2007-09-26T19:19:44","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T17:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onsoftware.en.softonic.com\/animal-madness-for-your-mobile\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T02:44:55","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T09:44:55","slug":"animal-madness-for-your-mobile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/animal-madness-for-your-mobile\/","title":{"rendered":"Animal madness for your mobile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Do not panic the penguins\" title=\"Do not panic the penguins\" src=\"https:\/\/articles-images.sftcdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2007\/09\/pengus.png\" \/>It suddenly struck me the other day that I was writing a lot of reviews about animals that had gone completely crazy. Now I don&#8217;t know how much global warming, deforestation or cheap air-travel has got to do with this but it&#8217;s been worrying me. I mean if snails do start firing missiles or penguins start panicking what are we supposed to do? I&#8217;ve never dealt with a panicking penguin before and there&#8217;s no sign of a survival pack arriving, which I assume would include a colourful bar of chocolate with a calming joke. Here are some of the mad monsters we need to look out for:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bang-bang.en.softonic.com\/palm\">Bang! Bang!<\/a> (Palm) &#8211; Shoot pigeons from your garden<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/icebloxx.en.softonic.com\/symbian\">Icebloxx<\/a> (Symbian) &#8211; Penguins vs fire and ice<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/go-bananas.en.softonic.com\/symbian\">Go Bananas<\/a>! (Symbian) &#8211; Marvin the Monkey goes mad<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/whack-a-monty.en.softonic.com\/pocket\">Whack-A-Monty<\/a> (Pocket) &#8211; New Super Mario Bros fun with moles and Luigi<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/snails.en.softonic.com\/pocket\">Snails<\/a> &#8211; (Pocket, Symbian, Win Mobile) &#8211; Missiles, war and super-fast snails<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/penguin-panic.en.softonic.com\/pocket\">Penguin Panic<\/a> (Pocket, Win Mobile) &#8211; Tetris with very nervous penguins<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/chuzzle.en.softonic.com\/pocket\">Chuzzle<\/a> (Pocket) &#8211; Chuzzles are very rare animals: they keep exploding<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/lemmings.en.softonic.com\/pocket\">Lemmings<\/a> (Pocket, Palm) &#8211; Diggers, parachuters, blockers &#8211; kill them all<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/amoebax.en.softonic.com\/symbian\">Amoebax<\/a> (Symbian) &#8211; Parasite paradise in a Tetris-style puzzle<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/animals-of-mass-destruction.en.softonic.com\/windowsmobile\">Animals of Mass Destruction<\/a> (Win Mobile) &#8211; Angry muts with machine guns<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/bang-bang.en.softonic.com\/palm\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It suddenly struck me the other day that I was writing a lot of reviews about animals that had gone completely crazy. Now I don&#8217;t know how much global warming, deforestation or cheap air-travel has got to do with this but it&#8217;s been worrying me. I mean if snails do start firing missiles or penguins &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/animal-madness-for-your-mobile\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Animal madness for your mobile&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2013,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","wpcf-pageviews":0},"categories":[],"tags":[],"usertag":[],"vertical":[],"content-category":[],"class_list":["post-2810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2013"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2810"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":337019,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2810\/revisions\/337019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"usertag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/usertag?post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=2810"},{"taxonomy":"content-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/content-category?post=2810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}