{"id":3570,"date":"2007-11-23T13:21:29","date_gmt":"2007-11-23T12:21:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onsoftware.en.softonic.com\/the-most-vulgar-software-in-the-world\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T02:39:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T09:39:47","slug":"the-most-vulgar-software-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/the-most-vulgar-software-in-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"The most vulgar software in the world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image3571\" title=\"Act like a naughty schoolboy on your PC\" src=\"https:\/\/articles-images.sftcdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2007\/11\/whoopee-cushion.jpg\" alt=\"Act like a naughty schoolboy on your PC\" align=\"left\" \/>Having just become addicted to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panlogic.co.uk\/zed\/fart_game\/\">Zed Pig Blaster<\/a>, a game where you guide a pig through the air through the power of flatulence, my appetite (if you can call it that) for toilet humour has returned with a vengeance. If you too still get amused by rude noises and putrid imagery then get a whiff of some of Softonic&#8217;s most disgusting downloads.<\/p>\n<p>Wind is always guaranteed to get a laugh and there are a couple of programs that excel at reproducing this effect on your PC (only audibly, thankfully). Based on an invention in one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wallaceandgromit.com\/\">Wallace and Gromit<\/a> movies, <a href=\"http:\/\/fartmatic.en.softonic.com\/\">FartMatic<\/a> will give you hours of pleasure producing fart noises from your desktop. If you prefer the sound of gas coming from the mouth then <a href=\"http:\/\/random-burper.en.softonic.com\/\">Random Burper<\/a> is for you. Install the program on a colleague&#8217;s machine and chuckle as their PC lets out a belch every minute, leaving your pal to take the blame.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/translator-fun-voices-morphvox-add-on.en.softonic.com\/\">Translator Fun Voices<\/a> takes things a stage further by allowing you to transform your voice into a rude noise. The app allows you to apply random body noises and also includes a burpulator. Still not crude enough for you? Then install <a href=\"http:\/\/faceonbody.en.softonic.com\/\">FaceOnBody<\/a>, which lets you create unsavoury images by super-imposing people&#8217;s heads onto a series of gross backgrounds. Urgh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having just become addicted to Zed Pig Blaster, a game where you guide a pig through the air through the power of flatulence, my appetite (if you can call it that) for toilet humour has returned with a vengeance. If you too still get amused by rude noises and putrid imagery then get a whiff &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/the-most-vulgar-software-in-the-world\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The most vulgar software in the world&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2006,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","wpcf-pageviews":0},"categories":[],"tags":[],"usertag":[],"vertical":[],"content-category":[],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2006"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336698,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions\/336698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"usertag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/usertag?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"content-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/content-category?post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}