{"id":4198,"date":"2008-01-23T17:32:07","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T16:32:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/onsoftware.en.softonic.com\/the-stupidest-names-in-software\/"},"modified":"2025-07-02T02:35:45","modified_gmt":"2025-07-02T09:35:45","slug":"the-stupidest-names-in-software","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/the-stupidest-names-in-software\/","title":{"rendered":"The stupidest names in software"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image4200\" title=\"The GIMP: Great program. Stupid name\" src=\"https:\/\/articles-images.sftcdn.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2008\/01\/gimp.png\" alt=\"The GIMP: Great program. Stupid name\" align=\"right\" \/>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I think there are way too many ridiculous brand and product names in today&#8217;s tech world. I&#8217;ve just taken <a href=\"http:\/\/quibblo.com\/quiz\/o2X89A\/Web-Company-or-Pharmaceutical\">this quiz<\/a> that illustrates the similarity between nonsensical Web 2.0 names and some the equally ridiculous pharmaceutical brands out there. Testing software all the time, I regularly come across applications that are so awfully-named you&#8217;d think they&#8217;d be dreamed up by a drunk child.<\/p>\n<p>For me, the key to a good product name is clarity and memorability. This is one of the reasons why brands such as iTunes, Windows Media Player and Photoshop have succeeded. A program name must go some way to giving a clue about what the program does. Many don&#8217;t though, and suffer for that as a result. Here are some of the biggest culprits, but feel free to join my campaign against badly-named software and suggest your own.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/the-gimp.en.softonic.com\/\">The GIMP<\/a> &#8211; As far as I know the only graphics app named after a sex slave<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/monkeys-audio.en.softonic.com\/\">Monkey&#8217;s Audio<\/a> &#8211; I&#8217;m sure a chimp must&#8217;ve dreamed up this stupid name<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/mobydock.en.softonic.com\/\">MobyDock<\/a> &#8211; An awful pun for this desktop utility<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/deckadance.en.softonic.com\/\">Deckadance<\/a> &#8211; Another highly unoriginal play-on-words<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/floppy-office.en.softonic.com\/\">Floppy Office<\/a> &#8211; Unsurprisingly, this limply-titled USB app flopped<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/ophcrack.en.softonic.com\/\">OphCrack<\/a> &#8211; I think the developer of this app was <em>on<\/em> crack at the time<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bloodshed-dev-c.en.softonic.com\/\">Bloodshed Dev<\/a> &#8211; Good name for a war game. Bad name for a C++ compiler<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/floola.en.softonic.com\/\">Floola<\/a> &#8211; Sounds like something a baby would gurgle after a heavy meal<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tvkoo-viviplayer.en.softonic.com\/\">Tvkoo vivi-player<\/a> &#8211; More nonsensical rubbish that tells me nothing<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/zattoo.en.softonic.com\/\">Zattoo<\/a> &#8211; What is it with software authors and their love of &#8216;oo&#8217;s?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I think there are way too many ridiculous brand and product names in today&#8217;s tech world. I&#8217;ve just taken this quiz that illustrates the similarity between nonsensical Web 2.0 names and some the equally ridiculous pharmaceutical brands out there. Testing software all the time, I regularly come across applications &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/the-stupidest-names-in-software\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The stupidest names in software&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2006,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","wpcf-pageviews":1},"categories":[],"tags":[],"usertag":[],"vertical":[],"content-category":[],"class_list":["post-4198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2006"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336450,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4198\/revisions\/336450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4198"},{"taxonomy":"usertag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/usertag?post=4198"},{"taxonomy":"vertical","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/vertical?post=4198"},{"taxonomy":"content-category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cms-articles.softonic.io\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/content-category?post=4198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}