An American politician decides to combat unemployment… with an exorcism

What no one imagines is that the reality of work is, like all things, much less exciting, more annoying and less imaginative than you would have ever believed.

They have sold us the job of an exorcist as one of the most dangerous and entertaining in the world: when you’re not facing a girl who vomits mashed vegetables, you ride a little motorcycle around Spain, like Russell Crowe in ‘The Pope’s Exorcist’. What no one imagines is that the reality of the job is, like all jobs, much less exciting, more annoying, and less imaginative than you could have ever believed.

Biblia Portable DOWNLOAD

The power of the union compels you

In the spring of 2022, in the United States, the conservative party suffered a harsh blow when a handful of people simultaneously resigned from their positions in the American Conservative Union. Now, we have learned that both its director, Matt Schlapp, and his wife Mercedes felt that there was something that could fix all labor problems and cleanse the space of bad vibes: yes, a good old-fashioned exorcism.

Are they crazy in the United States? Indeed, you already know the answer. The thing is, the employees didn’t leave their jobs due to a lack of conviction or possession by a demonic spirit, but because the couple wasn’t paying them and kept reminding them every now and then that everyone is replaceable. Yes, undoubtedly, that can only be solved with an exorcism.

Of course, and to no one’s surprise, not even the exorcist was clear on what he was supposed to do in those offices. According to The Daily Beast, it began with a prayer circle in Schlapp’s office and then progressed to the sprinkling of holy water in every room. Right after the exorcism, Schlapp was accused of sexual abuse by a former employee, so it may not have worked perfectly. Who would have thought?

By the way, there are still exorcists today, and they even have an international association founded in 1990 with around two hundred members who receive a newsletter every 15 days that many would pay a lot of money to receive. They probably didn’t include exorcisms in offices, for whatever reason.

Biblia Portable DOWNLOAD

Some of the links added in the article are part of affiliate campaigns and may represent benefits for Softonic.