We will have 'Paddington 4'! We already know who will write it, and it promises to be an incredibly jam-packed adventure

I recognize without fear that I didn’t know who Paddington Bear was before watching the first part, but I fell hopelessly in love with his unmatched innocence, which was amplified in the second part, one of the best movies (even though those who haven’t seen it think it’s a joke) in the history of cinema. Although Paddington: Adventure in the Jungle did not live up to expectations, who knows, maybe the fourth installment will place him (and his marmalade sandwich) where he deserves. Loving bear And in Paddington 4, they have hired none other than Armando Iannucci, […]

I acknowledge without fear that I didn’t know who the little bear Paddington was before watching the first part, but I fell hopelessly in love with his unmatched innocence, which was amplified in the second part, one of the best movies (even though those who haven’t seen it might think it’s a joke) in the history of cinema. Although Paddington: Adventure in the Jungle did not live up to expectations, who knows, maybe the fourth installment will place him (and his jam sandwich) back where he deserves.

Loving Bear

And it’s that in Paddington 4 they have hired none other than Armando Iannucci, the screenwriter and creator of Veep and The Thick of It. In other words, an authentic superstar specializing in scripts with sharp, ironic, and highly political humor who has made my expectations for Paddington increase exponentially. Alongside him will be his colleague Simon Blackwell: both have been nominated for an Oscar and are Emmy winners, so it’s not exactly anything trivial.

And, since Paul King is still busy preparing the sequel to Wonka and has already made his masterpiece with Paddington 2, this new installment will be directed again, at least in theory, by Dougal Wilson, who already made the previous film with more intentions than skill. It was a worthy sequel, so, with these screenwriters and a more or less competent director, it seems unlikely that the film will disappoint.

Although the third installment of Paddington was not as well-received as the previous ones, it made 211 million at the box office against a budget of 75 million, so, obviously, the saga was going to continue in some way. Pack your suitcase, the raincoat, and the marmalade, because we are going on a trip again!

Hideo Kojima has gone to see 'The Mandalorian and Grogu' and his opinion is more than clear. "Everything against everything"

There is only one thing that Hideo Kojima likes more than making weird video games with long cutscenes: going to the movies and sharing his opinions so that we all know what he thinks. What a character. Aware that a large part of the audience is guided by his recommendations, the genius and creator of Metal Gear Solid has never hesitated to be brutally honest when he goes to the movies… Or, as is the case here, surprising us with details about how a movie he enjoyed was made. Kojima feels the Force without caring one bit about what the critics or the box office say about The Mandalorian […]

There is only one thing that Hideo Kojima likes more than making weird video games with long cutscenes: going to the movies and sharing his opinion so that everyone knows what he thinks. What a character he is. Aware that a large part of the audience is guided by his recommendations, the genius and creator of Metal Gear Solid has never hesitated to be brutally honest when he goes to the cinema… Or, as is the case here, surprising with details about how a movie he enjoyed was made.

Kojima Feels the Force

Without caring a bit about what the critics or the box office say about The Mandalorian & Grogu, Kojima has reflected on his experience with the saga: “In 2019 I had only seen the beginning of The Mandalorian while examining the virtual production technology used to film it, but this time I had no trouble diving in. In other words: he had a blast.

“Action, chases, close-quarters combat, sword fights, shootouts, death battles, aerial fights, giant monsters, giant mechs. A “free-for-all”. CGI, puppets, special makeup, animatronics, stop motion. Even the craftsmanship behind the scenes seems to have given it their all. X-Wings, AT-ATs, AT-RTs, speeders, stormtroopers, droids. Almost every element of the saga is there. A fun spectacle made with artisan skills by Jon Favreau”. Honestly? It’s not the best movie of the year by any means, but it’s true: few can match its entertainment value.

I don’t know if The Mandalorian and Grogu will recoup the money that Disney has spent on it (especially on the promotional campaign), but I hope it does, because we need more movies like this. That show that franchises and sagas can also have smaller, more contained chapters, where the fate of the multiverse is not always at stake. That it can simply be a spectacular entertainment.

Tatiana Maslany asked the audience to cancel Disney+, but she trusts that it won't affect the return of She-Hulk. "The internet will know before I do"

Generally, no one bites the hand that feeds them. However, Tatiana Maslany (better known as She-Hulk) did not hesitate, when ABC decided to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air for a few days due to his comments about the murder of Charlie Kirk, to openly call for people to actively boycott Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN, pleading for the public to cancel their subscriptions. Do you know where her most well-known series is? Exactly. Unhired Hulk! With the arrival of the macro-crossover that is going to be Avengers: Doomsday, Maslany has responded to the question that was on the […]

Generally, no one bites the hand that feeds them. However, Tatiana Maslany (better known as She-Hulk, or Hulka) did not hesitate, when ABC decided to take Jimmy Kimmel off the air for a few days due to his comments about the murder of Charlie Kirk, to openly call for people to actively boycott Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN, pleading for the public to cancel their subscriptions. Do you know where her most well-known series is? Exactly.

Hulka not hired!

With the arrival of the macro-crossover that is Avengers: Doomsday, Maslany has answered the question that was on many people’s minds: Is it time for the return of She-Hulk? After all, her series ended in 2022 and we haven’t heard any news of her return. “The character is outside of what I believe the corporation is doing”. In other words: very bad Disney, but let that check roll.

And it’s logical to think that way because, although the series didn’t please the usual crowd, the truth is that it was very well received on the platform itself (even more so if you’ve read the original comics): “I love She-Hulk, and what Jessica Gao did with her. I think it was very true to the comics and all that. If there were a place where it would make sense for her to return… I mean, I don’t know everything, and I think the Internet will know before I do.” In that second part, don’t doubt it, Tatiana. If the Internet doesn’t know, it makes it up, as it always has.

For now, it is true that official art from the movie has leaked showing her, along with other Hulks, fighting in a medieval setting. However, she claims she knows nothing, despite Brad Winderbaum, director of Marvel Television, stating last month “I love She-Hulk. I would love to do more. It’s one of our series that has worked best, it reached the general audience.” Whether you miss her or just remember her twerking, I’m afraid the jade giantess is about to return.

Christopher Nolan tried to get Nicolas Cage to participate in one of his movies. He rejected it and they have never called each other again

As Nicolas Cage himself said recently, he doesn’t need to have a role in Marvel or anything like that because, well, he is Nicolas Cage. Recognizable all over the world, beloved in many places, the actor has managed to transcend his status as a meme (and mind you, that’s not easy, many have failed along the way) becoming once again one of the most valued stars in Hollywood… except for a certain director who has him, inexorably, on the blacklist. Cage against Chris Precisely, Cage has stated that there has only been one director who called him again after he turned down a […]

As Nicolas Cage himself said recently, he doesn’t need to have a role in Marvel or anything like that because, well, he is Nicolas Cage. Recognizable worldwide, beloved in many places, the actor has managed to transcend his meme status (and mind you, that’s not easy; many have failed along the way) becoming once again one of the most valued stars in Hollywood… except for some director who has him, inexorably, on the blacklist.

Cage against Chris

Precisely, Cage has stated that there has only been one director who called him again after he turned down a role: “David O. Russell offered me a movie a million years ago. It was a good movie, and I said no, and he is the only director I have said no to who has come back to offer me another. It is not, apparently, the general protocol in a Hollywood that sometimes has its egos very inflated.

In fact, the movie in question will be Madden, which will be released soon and will be directed by Russell and starring Cage. It’s not usual, according to the actor: “Most of the time you hurt their feelings and they don’t call you again. It’s happened to me a million times. With Christopher Nolan, with Woody Allen, with Paul Thomas Anderson. They don’t call back.” If you’re wondering if Nic was going to be Batman or have a role in Oppenheimer, you need to go back a long way in Nolan’s career.

Nolan’s was Insomnia, yes, and Paul Thomas Anderson’s was a very primitive film based on a short he made with Philip Baker Hall. Fortunately, Cage always responds. As he remembers David Bowie once told him, there is only one way to reinvent oneself: to be uncomfortable with anything one has been doing. Genius and figure.

No foreign series could pass the Iron Curtain… except the Muppets

I don’t think I’m the only one fascinated by the television we can’t see. That of North Korea, for example, which broadcasts programs and series that we will never be able to see outside its borders or, in its day, that of the Soviet Union, which, although it exported some of its products, did not import any, leaving the programming with a domestic production that has not survived much in our days. While the rest of the world had shows like Sesame Street, I Love Lucy, or MASH, in Russia and similar countries they survived with The Shadows Disappear at Dusk or The […]

I don’t think I’m the only one fascinated by television that we cannot watch. North Korea’s, for example, which broadcasts programs and series that we will never be able to see outside its borders or, in its day, that of the Soviet Union, which, although it exported some of its products, did not import any, leaving the programming with a self-produced content that has not survived much in our days. While the rest of the world had shows like Sesame Street, I Love Lucy, or MASH, in Russia and allied countries they survived with The Shadows Disappear at Dusk or The Two Captains. If they haven’t gone down in history, well, there’s a reason for that.

Let’s play, comrade!

In the Soviet Union, they had, to be fair, a programming lineup with a bit of everything: news broadcasts, children’s programs, movies, documentaries, football, or ice hockey. And, of course, in the whitest and least scandalous way you can imagine: nudity, violence, foul language, drugs, and any criticism of the system were prohibited. In short, creativity was at zero in a model that, in the 80s, was starting to show cracks and cried out for openness.

And who had the upper hand in television content during that decade? Whether we like it or not, the United States. And, of course, although Mikhail Gorbachev was beginning a period of openness, they were not going to allow any Yankee propaganda program to reach the citizens’ televisions. What arrived were programs from the United Kingdom or Latin America, or even versions of contests for which they did not pay copyright fees.

We are talking, above all, about programs based on classic literature like David Copperfield or Robin of Sherwood, usually with a voiceover that narrated the story instead of using traditional dubbing. According to some, programs like Daktari, a family show on CBS about nature conservation, or Lassie could be seen. But nothing more… Until Jim Henson knocked on the Iron Curtain to let some little characters made of plush come through.

This landing would not have been possible without The Dark Crystal, which arrived at the Moscow Film Festival and, normally, the only place where foreign films could be seen. Quickly, in a country that had a tradition of puppetry, everyone wanted to see it, the screenings sold out rapidly, and the lines started to wrap around the street. At the festival, in fact, they had to schedule more screenings to meet the demand and Henson, who only wanted (as he said back then) world peace, was very clear: it was time to land with the Muppets.

On January 8, 1989, during the children’s program Budilnik, the first episode of Fraggle Rock, known there as Скала Фрэгглов, was aired. In reality, the series had ended in the United States two years earlier and the broadcast was just an experiment, but when it was proposed, Henson was more than willing to play along. The audience was incredible, unprecedented, and the public wanted more and more… And that’s how the barrier was broken. The first season was dubbed (in the format I mentioned earlier, of the “reader” of scripts) and began airing in the fall, shortly before the very sad death of its creator. And it was no small feat: Fraggle Rock became the first contemporary series to be broadcast in the Soviet Union.

Shortly after the arrival of the Fraggles, the Berlin Wall fell, and in the production, they joked about whether it might have had something to do with it. And in part, it is true: not because of the Fraggles in particular, but because of the open-mindedness. After decades of isolation, people wanted more, and they certainly got it, even on television: soon all kinds of programs from all over the world began to air, and the Fraggles, to this day, are fully available, dubbed in a Western style, on their Apple TV+. The phrase “Let’s play, leave your problems behind” has never sounded so real.

Bluey lives, the fight continues: Why Disney+ just released new mini-episodes even though they promised the series was over

It doesn’t matter whether you have children or not: Bluey is a fantastic series for all ages (yes, really) that has inevitably become a merchandising empire of all kinds. And Disney, obviously, has not put any barriers: if you want Bluey, you will have it in all forms and colors: everything looked incredible and the future was bright… Until its creator, Joe Brumm, released two episodes, The Cartel and Surprise!, which worked perfectly as a series finale. Right after, he announced that there would be a movie on August 6, 2027, and that’s it.

It doesn’t matter whether you have children or not: Bluey is a fantastic series for all ages (yes, really) that has inevitably become a merchandising empire of all kinds. And Disney, obviously, has not put up any barriers: if you want Bluey, you will have it in every form and color: everything looked incredible and the future was bright… Until its creator, Joe Brumm, released two episodes, The Cartel and Surprise!, which worked perfectly as the series finale. Right after that, he announced that there would be a movie on August 6, 2027, and that’s it. It’s over.

Bingo!

It’s over… for their part, of course. The rights to the series are held by Disney, and it doesn’t seem likely that once Brumm has finished telling his story, they won’t make more and more episodes, even if it means losing much of what made it incredible, accessible, and sensitive in the first place. No one has announced anything official, and that’s why everyone was left not knowing how to react when Disney+ unexpectedly uploaded new Bluey shorts last week out of the blue. Who created them? Where did they come from? Why didn’t they launch a big promotional campaign about it? Fortunately, there are solutions to the mysteries.

Things, as they are: these shorts of one to three minutes are what anyone who hasn’t seen Bluey thinks the series is. That is, children’s songs, silly lessons, and very simple plots, not so different from a CoComelon or what can be found on YouTube Kids. And the reason for this neglect uncharacteristic of the series is that… they are small shorts, once called Bluey Bits, designed and created directly for YouTube, which were uploaded over the years and now, with the regular episodes finished and the movie on the way, have been released on Disney+ so that no one forgets the brand. As if that were possible, really.

As one might expect from this kind of vague and uncharismatic animation, there is no real signature. Of course, there have been animators and screenwriters behind it, but all authorship belongs to Ludo Studios, the production company of the show. In other words: they haven’t even wanted to provide exact details about who made these little shorts that -this is the good part- can be watched in ten minutes. No one knows if this will be all or if there will be more before the movie comes out, but it is to be expected that Brumm and his team will prepare new surprises by then, although a season 4 seems completely distant now.

If you’re curious and your kids are too eager for Bluey, you should know that in addition to the shorts, this year a new CD has also been released, featuring instrumental songs that play in the series, and a new video game with an original story created by Brumm. Ah! And also, a Minecraft DLC. I suppose they are saving the Fortnite thing for the movies, but being the most-watched television series in recent years, easily surpassing infinitely more expensive productions, it wouldn’t be surprising if Disney started making new episodes like that, without the original creator’s permission and without fully capturing the tone of the series, doing exactly the opposite of what Bluey preaches: treating children as fools.

'The Mandalorian and Grogu' premieres still below expectations, and box office analysts are nervous

Although some of us (I admit) find it hard to understand why The Rise of Skywalker grossed over 1 billion dollars at the global box office, the truth is that seven years have passed, and many things in between: the audiovisual landscape has changed completely and the arrival of Disney+ has turned Star Wars from an event into a mere habit. And of course, it has completely dampened the premiere of The Mandalorian and Grogu, which is far from being “grand.” From bad to worse For now, we only have data from […]

Although for some (I admit) it is hard to understand why The Rise of Skywalker grossed over 1 billion dollars at the global box office, the truth is that seven years have passed, and many things in between: the audiovisual landscape has completely changed and the arrival of Disney+ has made Star Wars go from being an event to becoming a mere habit. And of course, it has completely dampened the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, which is far from being “a grand affair”.

From bad to worse

For now, we only have data from the previous passes, which have grossed 12 million dollars. And what does that mean? For now, nothing, but it is important to note that Han Solo: A Star Wars Story grossed 14.1 million in the same period, so things do not look good for this television spin-off. It is true that it is almost impossible for, as happened with that one, The Mandalorian and Grogu to lose money thanks to its tight budget, but everything will depend on the word-of-mouth from the audience.

For every action, there is a consequence, and in the case of Disney, which has decided to live large during the franchise era, this is to endure the devaluation of its brand. There was a limit that has been greatly exceeded, and now the only question is whether the weekend will manage to place the spin-off of The Mandalorian in a privileged enough position to surpass Han Solo. This, I assure you, is not what they expected.

There is no other family movie until Toy Story 5, and that might save it, but right now box office fans (and there are some, it’s a whole science) don’t really know what to expect from this weekend which, quietly, will mark the future of Star Wars. If we’re lucky, the future of all franchises. Let’s cross our fingers.

Elon Musk attacks 'The Boys'. He calls it "pathetic" and suggests that the ending was written as a "servile apology" to a supposed boyfriend of the creator's wife

If I were the richest man in the world, I can assure you that I wouldn’t be wasting my time on Twitter and getting upset because someone is parodying me. After all, it comes with the job: How am I going to be liked right off the bat if I earn an absolutely obscene amount of money? Well, Elon Musk doesn’t quite get it, and after going against The Odyssey for being “woke,” he has now launched an attack on the ending of The Boys, calling it “pathetic.” Do you think its creator is bothered by it? The Richest Boy Musk wants to be liked at all costs, and that’s why he […]

If I were the richest man in the world, I can assure you that I wouldn’t be wasting my time on Twitter and getting upset because someone is parodying me. After all, it comes with the job: How am I going to be liked right off the bat if I earn an absolutely obscene amount of money? Well, Elon Musk doesn’t seem to understand this, and after going against The Odyssey for being “woke,” he has now launched an attack on the ending of The Boys, calling it “pathetic.” Do you think its creator is upset?

The Richest Boy

Musk wants to be liked at all costs, and that’s why he has been so bothered by the ending, where Homelander, a Trump lookalike with superpowers, loses it and ends up pleading for mercy saying “I’ll eat your fucking dick! Do you want me to eat shit? I’ll eat your fucking shit!”. The richest person in the world has not hesitated to label it as “Pathetic”. He has received applause from his followers while most have reminded him that he was also parodied in The Boys, and it didn’t end well for him.

Eric Kripke, the showrunner of the series, far from being intimidated, responded with “Oh my god, this is your review of what The Boys did to Homelander, I will never have a better critique than this”. Trying to recover from the blow, Musk replied “I haven’t seen the series, to be honest, here is the second best review… probably Kripke’s wife’s boyfriend got mad because Homelander was used in many based memes and had to write that ending as a servile apology”. Well, this is the level.

Of course, there is no evidence that his wife, Deanna, whom he has been married to since 2005 and with whom he has three children, has another boyfriend or anything similar, but Musk goes as far as he goes. Kripke doesn’t seem to be worried, stating that “No. I mean, I find it very funny how he is going against The Odyssey. If Elon Musk wants to go against us with whatever arguments he makes up, that’s his business. Genius and character.