Since its launch in 1993, Doom has appeared on literally dozens of different consoles, from Game Boy Advance to Atari Jaguar, passing through Sega Saturn and Super Nintendo. But fans, not satisfied with that, have made it appear everywhere, creating playable versions on refrigerators, printers, and all kinds of devices. If it has a screen, you can play Doom… and they don’t know the expression “going too far”.
Listen to the Doom, Doom, Doom of my heart
Aaron Christophel, youtuber and technology wizard, has managed to install the game on the screen of a male masturbator called Tifforun that, for some reason, has a screen. Of course, as soon as Christophel could, he ordered it online, opened it up completely, and installed some additional components to make magic happen and get ‘Doom’ to work on a sexual device.
And you may be wondering “How does it work?”. Well, it’s not as difficult as it seems: there were already existing buttons to move forward, backward, left and right, and another button fires the weapon. In addition, if you kill an enemy, the machine fulfills its function once. However, you will need to kill a lot of enemies to achieve the purpose for which it was created. Phew. It’s not easy to speak euphemistically about this.
This fleshlight joins a gigantic list of devices where you can play the classic by Romero and Carmack, which includes everything from toothbrushes to a lawnmower, thermostat or the original iPod. Of course, if by this point you haven’t played ‘Doom’, you can’t use the excuse of not finding it anywhere.
