The Zelda and Mario games that could only be played for two hours a day for a month

One of the first consoles that had an online option was the Super Famicom, which in Japan launched a small modem called Satellaview. It came out in 1995, had content until 2000, and is now a fantastic paperweight.

In 1995, the Internet sounded like something from the future. With Windows 95 about to change everything, the world was gearing up to change and adapt. And of course, video games were part of that change. One of the first consoles that had online capability was the Super Famicom, which in Japan released a small modem called Satellaview. It was launched in 1995, had content until 2000, and now it’s a fantastic paperweight.

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The future in the past

Satellaview managed to attract 100,000 subscribers in Japan, a significant number considering that what it offered wasn’t groundbreaking by today’s standards: the gaming system itself was a game where you could create an avatar, buy items, play minigames, and participate in contests. In a way, it was a bit like Mark Zuckerberg‘s metaverse, but with pixelated graphics.

The most curious part is that all the games released for Satellaview were lost forever. And there were quite a few notable ones: remakes of ‘F-Zero’, ‘Kirby‘, or ‘Super Mario Bros’, a fishing game created by the author of ‘Earthbound’ that ran for eight episodes from April to November 1997 and eventually appeared on Nintendo 64. One of the few that got saved.

Thanks to the service, you could even read free magazines, listen to audio commentary, and ambient sounds. However, nothing can surpass the legacy of ‘BS Zelda no Densetsu,’ a remake of ‘The Legend of Zelda‘ that was “broadcast” for two hours a day, divided into four chapters, one per week, in 1995. The game was not just the classic Zelda; it also featured a narrator who provided hints and narrated the game’s plot, creating a unique storytelling experience.

This Zelda had 16-bit graphics, different dungeons, a smaller world, and replaced Link with a boy wearing a backward cap or a girl with red hair, the mascots of Satellaview. There was even a second version of the game in 1996, ‘BS Zelda no Densetsu MAP 2’, before it disappeared. It was a different time; nobody cared much about preserving things before they were lost, but it’s still a shame that both this game and ‘BS Super Mario Collection,’ which included everything from cinematics to live music and live commentary from Mario and Luigi, succumbed to the ineffable passage of time. Sigh.

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What does it mean to be a "Mario ambassador"? At the moment, not even Miyamoto is very clear.

It has always been a priority for you to spread joy, and I am sure you will be a great Mario Ambassador

When Mario was born in ‘Donkey Kong’ as a replacement for Popeye, for whom Shigeru Miyamoto couldn’t get the rights, he didn’t expect that 42 years later he would have to define what a “Mario ambassador” is, so that the former dubbing voice of that character knows exactly what he’s going to do from now on. For now, and from what we’ve seen, it’s all about traveling around the world and telling anecdotes. What else is there to do? Ya-hoo!

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Mamma mia, papa!

In a video that Nintendo showed on Twitter, we see Miyamoto and Charles Martinet hand in hand talking about their friendship. For example, we have learned that the dubber called his creator “Papa” with the mythical voice of the Italian plumber and that he once hit his head when entering a restaurant in Kyoto because he was almost two meters tall. If you play basketball, take a good look at the edges of the doors when traveling to Japan.

Now that we all know that another voice will appear in ‘Super Mario Bros Wonder‘ (probably from an impersonator, we are not yet ready to see Mario with a different accent from so many years) Martinet has been repositioned as “Mario’s Ambassador”. And what does that mean? Well, the same as “visibility payment”: something that nobody knows how to define very well, not even Mario’s creator himself.

“You have traveled all over the world visiting events and doing the voice of Mario for fans, putting smiles on people’s faces. It has always been a priority for you to spread joy, and I am sure you will be a great Mario Ambassador. For all of you watching, you should know that Charles will continue to travel the world and meet fans, do the voices at events, sign autographs and celebrate being with all of you.”

So this new job is basically travel and fun, by the looks of it. Where does one sign up? Although Martinet is 67 years old, we don’t know if that’s the reason why he has stopped playing Mario, or who is going to replace him and how. Pure video game history fading away before our eyes, mamma mia!

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