Nintendo reveals something unexpected about Bowser that has left us stunned

The enemy leaves for a second and returns with a whole bouquet prepared. Something about the Peach-elephant has awakened things in him that were hitherto unheard of.

Bowser has been hunting Princess Peach and protecting her through different worlds, pipes, castles, and all kinds of enemies and fur for almost forty years. What we didn’t know is that ‘Super Mario Bros Wonder’ was going to open a new perspective on the fetishes of the giant lizard, precisely in the year we also learned about his piano skills thanks to the movie ‘Super Mario Bros’ and the unforgettable ‘Peaches’. Quite a journey.

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A thousand roses for Peach

There’s no simple way to explain this, but let’s give it a try: in the new video Nintendo released to promote the game, we see Bowser offering a rose to the princess before she turns into an elephant. Then, the enemy leaves for a moment and returns with a whole bouquet prepared. Something in the Peach-elephant has awakened previously unheard-of feelings in him.

And, of course, the internet has been filled with phrases promoting body positivity, without kink-shaming, and in favor of Bowser’s embrace of plus-size figures. Of course. Yas, queen. For once, this isn’t some strange theory from a couple of Reddit enthusiasts; it’s the official, pure canon reality: Bowser is, more or less, the Javier Gurruchaga of the Mario world.

The memes didn’t take long to appear, from Peach’s slightly annoyed – not terrified – expression upon seeing her personal enemy and kidnapper, to Bowser’s face of discovery of something very internal, and the famous “Joke’s on you. I’m into that!” The game is set to be released on October 20th, and it seems like Nintendo, for once, hasn’t taken itself too seriously. Please, let it stay this way forever.

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The Curious Case of the Missing Super Mario Bros Game: Where is the Surprise?

Oreo has prepared a limited packaging with 16 different designs based on the Italian plumber and his companions.

What was left for ‘Super Mario Bros’ to conquer the world completely? It is one of the most recognizable characters worldwide, its movie is the only one of the year that has surpassed one billion dollars in box office revenue, and there isn’t a single piece of merchandise, from folders to lunch boxes, official cosplays, and, of course, all kinds of video games, that doesn’t feature his mustache front and center. There was only one castle left to conquer: the Oreo cookie castle.

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Yummy-mia!

Said and done: Oreo has prepared a limited edition packaging with 16 different designs based on the Italian plumber and his companions. We’ll have everyone from the typical allies to enemies like Boos, Koopa Troopers, Piranha Plants, and objects like the mushroom, the fire flower, or the super star, and of course, Bowser. It would be great if the filling of these cookies were peach-flavored, paying homage to ‘Peaches,’ but we’re not expecting miracles. In fact, Peach is nowhere to be found, sadly. And neither is Waluigi. They’re cowards.

The craze has been such that, although they will be available in stores, Nintendo has already proposed pre-ordering them, as if it were the new ‘Super Mario Bros Wonder.’ Just think about it: you’re pre-ordering… Oreo cookies. Yet, not only the good-hearted people eager to have fun have done it, but also the Usual Suspects. I mean, those who want to ruin the good vibes by reselling the cookies at impossible prices.

More specifically, on eBay, they were found for up to $75, an absurd amount considering that they were already on sale, and paying that price only meant getting the pack a couple of days earlier. Oh well.

Earlier, we mentioned that Peach doesn’t appear on the cookies, and there’s a reason for that: Bowser has kidnapped her again. No, this is not a joke, it was stated in the official press release along with a game you can play by scanning a QR code. And if you ask us, it’s not on par with ‘Super Mario Odyssey’: it involves stacking as many hero cookies as possible on top of a Bowser cookie on the edge of a glass of milk until he is defeated. In other words, making him fall into the glass. Uh.

Oreo promises big surprises for those who defeat Bowser, but it feels like stretching it too far. We were already fully on board with “Mario Oreo cookies.” By the way, there is still no news of their arrival in Spain, but considering that they are being sold as collector’s items, disregarding their expiration date, don’t be surprised if they show up in various places at the next Expomanga. Mamma mia!

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