Are you a fan of Pokémon Go? Well, Niantic doesn’t want you to celebrate its birthday

I hope you enjoyed it because you won’t be able to do the special anniversary mission or get the shiny Celebi anymore. Why? Well, Niantic hasn’t given a reason.

It seems like yesterday when we all went completely crazy and started going out on the streets to catch pokemons in ‘Pokémon Go’. Now eight years have passed and the game still has 81 million active users worldwide according to Niantic, enough to celebrate its anniversary in a big way, giving players the opportunity to catch one of the most coveted creatures of all: a shiny Celebi. Well. Not all players.

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Celebrate with Celebi

Imagine that you have been playing for a long time. So much so that in 2020, the year of Covid, you completed a very specific mission called ‘Distracted by something shiny’. Well, I hope you enjoyed it, because you will no longer be able to do the special anniversary mission or get the shiny Celebi. Why? Well, Niantic has not given a reason.

The good part? You will still be able to hunt the Pokémon with a party hat (there are only two new ones with this outfit, by the way, Grimer and Muk), but forget about the big event of the season, ‘Whispers in the Forest’. However, if you didn’t do ‘Distracted by something shiny’, you’re in luck, because this is a new master research that you can buy for 5 euros from today until July 3rd and it will be long, yes, but it will be full of gifts.

For example: 153 Ultra Balls, three Super Incubators, a bunch of XP, Stardust, and, of course, Celebi right at the end. All of this is great, of course. The problem is that if you have 5 euros, the desire to play, and you already did it in 2020, the game will prevent you from doing so. It’s not just that fans want to give more money to Niantic, it’s simply pure frustration to find that the reward for being a veteran player is… being completely left out of the new features. Let’s hope they don’t mess up for the ninth anniversary.

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Beaches have started to appear in places where there were none. And the culprit is… Pokémon Go.

In the maps of the United States, beaches have started to appear that shouldn’t be there because of a single creature.

‘Pokémon Go’ managed to get people who had never moved in their lives to suddenly start walking, and breathe new life into a franchise that was already in pretty good shape. But what no one expected is that it would permanently modify geography. Well, something like that. And it’s because beaches have started to appear on maps of the United States that shouldn’t be there because of a single creature.

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There is no beach here, oh well

It all started on April 22, when Niantic announced that Wiglett could appear at any time… but players quickly guessed that it only appeared near beach and coastal areas. Great for spring and warm weather, not so great for those who live in a central location in each country (or in an inland country). Does that mean they would have to travel to complete the Pokédex? Of course not.

It turns out that ‘Pokémon Go’ uses OpenStreetMaps as its base, a kind of collaborative Google Maps where, like Wikipedia, everyone can add their real-life findings. And of course, players started creating new beaches everywhere, even new ones shaped like Pokéballs, so that there is no doubt about who is modifying the topography.

Suddenly, golf courses, playgrounds, and even major roads were labeled as “beaches,” with two interests at stake: on one hand, trainers who want to catch their Wiglett no matter what. On the other hand, the creators of OpenStreetMaps, who believe that this corrupts their original idea and want no errors in their app.

Ash Ketchum didn’t have these things happen to him, to be honest.

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The new controversy of ‘Pokémon Go’ is the ugliness of the trainers

Many are saying that their avatars are now noticeably uglier. It might seem trivial or like a complaint thrown into the void, but the truth is there’s merit to it.

It may not seem like it, but the truth is that there are still millions of people playing Pokémon Go every day. And, luckily, Niantic’s game has continued to improve little by little until it became what it always wanted (and should have been): the closest thing we will ever have to catching Rattatas and Charmanders in real life. But of course, not all the decisions made lately have pleased the fans, who have suddenly found themselves with a controversial update for the most absurd reason. And, for once, the complaints make sense.

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Pokeugliness

It turns out that this same Wednesday Niantic has released an update in which, supposedly, it was going to make trainers look more like players with different options to add to the characters. The problem? Many say that their avatars are now noticeably uglier. It may seem trivial or a complaint thrown into the void, but the truth is that it has a basis.

The new avatars of Pokémon Go are not only uglier: in some cases, they are real aberrations. On paper, everything seems very nice: players will have more body options, skin tones, and more, and finally, we will be able to see people with a non-normative body. The problem is that there has been an error (or several) and instead of being a display of diversity, it has made everyone look like they came out of ‘Freaks’.

Faces staring into nothingness, gigantic hands, disproportionate arms, sudden changes in skin tone… Some have said it looks like a flashlight is pointing at their face, and of course, people who have decided to cover their faces from now on. Niantic is supposed to release a way to fix it sooner or later. Until then, it’s better for players not to take the slogan “now your avatar looks more like you” to heart. For the sake of their ego.

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Pokémon Go started as a Google joke, but not everyone remembers it

Game Freak, The Pokemon Company, Nintendo, and Google joined forces to launch a new application on Android and iOS that involves capturing Pokémon while exploring the real world.

Among the many stories about the beginning of ‘Pokémon Go’ that we can tell (how it revolutionized that summer, how it invented new ways to revolutionize the franchise, how it even made groups of friends), there is one that is usually kept hidden: in reality, it all started as an April Fools’ joke.

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Royal Brominches

Since the year 2000, Google has included a lot of jokes on April 1st: the first one was to make us believe that it could read our thoughts and search according to them, only to receive error messages like “Error 4P: It is not clear if your search is about money or monkeys. Please try again”. 14 years later, this system of jokes was so perfected that it was time to launch the ‘Pokémon Challenge’.

Game Freak, The Pokemon Company, Nintendo and Google have joined forces to launch a new application on Android and iOS that allows you to capture Pokémon while exploring the real world. Other jokes from that year included including David Hasselhoff in all your photos uploaded to Google+ (which is none) or WazeDates, an app to find parking and, by the way, love.

‘Pokémon Challenge’ went viral very quickly, and many dreamed of a real, long version that wasn’t a joke. Nintendo, who must have thought that truth comes out in jest, teamed up with Niantic (Tsunekazu Isihara was a fan of ‘Ingress’, their previous game) to create that dreamed version to see if it worked out and continue increasing the dominance of ‘Pokémon’ in humanity.

In 2016, ‘Pokémon Go’ was released, and eight years later we are still receiving updates on one of the most lucrative mobile games in history, a little joke that, to everyone’s surprise, ended up becoming one of the game-changers in history.

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Pokémon Go is giving away a Legendary… but because of a game bug

Niantic slipped up by revealing something it shouldn’t have. To achieve it, all you had to do was claim the rewards from the GO Battle League, although it didn’t last long.

Imagine that you finish a battle in Pokémon Go and, when receiving the rewards, a super powerful creature appears on your team that you were not expecting. For a while, players who received the alternate forms of White Kyurem and Black Kyurem, a Legendary Pokémon born in, precisely, White/Black and that has dragon and ice powers, believed it was an disproportionate reward. But then they realized something worse: the creature wasn’t even listed. What the hell was it doing there?

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Neither white nor black

‘Pokémon Go’, as of today, has more than 800 creatures to catch. Well, we can say without much error that Niantic has messed up by revealing the one it shouldn’t have. To get it, you just had to claim the rewards from the GO Battle League, although it didn’t last long.

And Niantic, keeping a close eye, notified the existence of the bug and promptly eliminated it, although without explaining if that means it will be removed from the affected users’ Pokédex. It probably was part of the next big game event and ended up slipping through, of course, but at the end of the day, and paraphrasing the home rules of chess, Pokémon on the table, it weighs.

Perhaps they will make a Solomonic decision and turn White Kyurem (or Black) into a normal Kyurem, since it is an extremely powerful creature that could destabilize the game. In fact, it even surpasses Rayquaza in power. Come on, if you have been lucky enough to get one, you have a gem in your hands. And if not, everything points to Niantic allowing you to catch it soon in a raid. Yes: you can catch them all… Even without taking advantage of bugs.

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The absurd reason ‘Pokémon’ was banned in Saudi Arabia and other countries in 2001

The whole world fell in love with this saga. The whole world? That’s saying a lot.

When ‘Pokémon‘ set out to conquer the world in 1997 with the anime and the two Game Boy games in tow, it achieved it almost immediately: the end of the 90s was a pure global pokemania with video games, the collectible card game, trading cards, chewing gum, merchandise, anime, the Pokédex, and even a Pikachu that counted your steps. The whole world fell in love with this saga. The whole world? That’s a lot to say

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Our world is different

Not everyone ended up in love with the game: there were quite a few parents who expressed concern and even accused it of being satanic, something that ‘South Park’ parodied in the wonderful 1999 episode ‘Chinpokomon.’ In Saudi Arabia, however, they went further: in 2001, they announced that the game was another form of gambling, prohibited in Islam, and banned the games, anime, collectible cards, and even, more recently, ‘Pokémon Go.’ Fixed ideas, indeed.”

It is not the only country that has banned everything about the franchise: Egypt and Qatar banned it because it ‘promoted Zionism’ (oh, no, Charmander, what have you done now), and Turkey stopped airing the anime after two seasons – in a twist of events – because a seven-year-old girl jumped from a fifth floor believing she was a Pokémon. Don’t worry, though; she only broke a leg. However, she will have to live her whole life knowing they will never find out if Ash Ketchum wins the league because of her idea.

Some were even convinced that ‘Pokémonwas a Jewish conspiracy. A word that, when translated, apparently meant ‘I am Jewish’ and promoted the theory of evolution instead of creationism. All very deep convictions (and very false), yes, but currently, the games are sold without any problem, as well as the merchandise, ignoring a prohibition that was always absurd.

In the end, the seasons were eventually dubbed… and censored. For example, all of Brock’s passionate interactions with women were changed to calm conversations, and entire episodes were altered to prevent characters like Gengar from appearing. Interestingly, before the ban in 2001, crossover musicals were produced with ‘Detective Conan,’ and even the American ‘Pokémon Live!‘ was performed in English with the American cast. It ended just a few days before the decree that banned the series forever. Go figure.

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A ‘Pokémon Go’ player encounters the most challenging creature to catch… and loses it in a catastrophic way

22 “excellent” rolls in a row, 48 rolls in total, 24 golden raspberry berries (which multiply the chance of capture by 2.5)… And the creature ended up running away

Let’s start by clarifying two terms, because if you disconnected from ‘Pokémon’ some time ago, all this is going to sound like Greek to you. The first is Genesect, a Paleozoic Pokémon that was born in ‘Black/White’ in 2010 and is number 649. The second is “I sink”, which in ‘Pokémon Go’ is a creature that has all its characteristics to the maximum. Let’s say there is only one type of Pokémon most coveted in the game: the “shunds”, which are deep and also shiny, with a very, very, tremendously low possibility of appearing. Understood? Well, look at the story we bring you.

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Where is the Master Ball when you need it?

A Reddit user who calls himself darkliege666 suddenly found himself with a deep Genesect (do you see why explanations were necessary?). Catching a Genesect itself is already difficult, and it has been in the game since 2020, where it started as a five-star raid that required you to catch it in a group… And so it remains. It’s complicated, but on top of that Niantic hasn’t made it easy.

So, the player set out to catch him by throwing Pokéballs in his patented perfect style. But Genesect came out. Over and over again: 22 spins “excellent” in a row, 48 rolls in total, 24 golden raspberries (which multiply the chance of capture by 25)… And the creature ended up running away, leaving the Pokémon trainer sadder and with an alarming shortage of berries and Pokéballs. What a metaphor for life.

The most experienced players have not sympathized with their fellow coach: they have insisted that he should have thrown a berry on each throw, and not have alternated it with the Pinia Berries. The only good thing that can calm you down? The Genesect are not of much use in the competitive mode of ‘Pokémon Go’. Frustration, yes, but with a little relief. More or less.

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