‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ has cut a ton of famous actors, and it’s possible we’ll never see their scenes

You can’t say that in the new Spider-Man movie there’s any shortage of characters, because half the Marvel universe shows up: from the cameos that can’t be mentioned to surprise appearances from Tombstone, the Hand, Punisher, Scorpion, and Hulk. However, when the movie was even longer it included a whole bunch of cameos that, unless it gets a home release, we’ve lost forever.

An enormous universe!

If you were dying to see different enemies of the Wall-Crawler duking it out with him, I’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed, because most of them only show up for a few seconds, as is the case with Ramrod. The actor who plays the villain, Billy Clements, has already said it could have been bigger: “I love comics and having one where you appear on the cover is so, so, so cool to me. A lot of Ramrod’s scenes were cut”, he explains. But there’s a reason why.

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“When they had to cut three hours, a lot of well-known actors’ scenes were cut too, so I’m happy if I’m in it even for a little while”. We don’t know who these well-known actors are, but it’s not the first time it’s happened at Marvel, and maybe—maybe—it’s time to trust editing less and the script more so these things don’t happen, right?

Clements has also said he’d like his character to appear again (why not), stating that “I tried to do it as well as I could to portray him properly, studying his appearances in the comics, so I trained for two hours a day”. Was it worth it for a few seconds of screen time? Well, it’s one of the potentially highest-grossing movies of the decade, so I’d say yes.

It’s official: the new ‘Spider-Man’ is the audience’s favorite Marvel movie

Longtime Marvel fans have had a really rough time of it over the last few years, with movies like Captain America: Brave New World or The Marvels. While the quality kept dropping, there were fewer and fewer fans, and even the most die-hard fans had to face the truth: this just isn’t the same anymore. And yet, suddenly and without anyone expecting it, one movie has taken everyone by surprise: Spiderman Brand New Day.

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A “Thwip!” at the haters

After opening to a surprising 91% rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes, the audience that’s seen it so far is giving it an astounding 98% rating. Which is to say: the best-rated movie by audiences in the entire history of Marvel Studios. Higher than Avengers Endgame, Thor Ragnarok, or Guardians of the Galaxy, yes.

Obviously, the people who’ve seen it already are the ones who were most looking forward to it, and their judgment is anything but objective, so you can expect the number to drop and fluctuate over the next few days, but at this point it’ll be hard for it to crash and burn like other movies from the studio have: even though we’ve had to wait five years, Spider-man doesn’t disappoint, and now it’s harder than ever for them to let Tom Holland pass the torch to Miles Morales.

Obviously, everyone at Sony and Marvel is dying to announce Spider-man 5, which will come after Secret Wars, and it’s only a matter of time. For the first time ever, we’re watching Peter Parker grow up before our eyes, and it’s been an absolute joy.

It’s one of the most anticipated adaptations of recent years, but its author left the set crying and saying it was the worst experience of her life

In 2018, Children of Blood and Bone suddenly appeared on bookstore shelves, in the young adult section. It became an immediate success: its author, Tomi Adeyemi, took 18 months to write it, but it was worth it when she saw the public’s response. And, of course, then Hollywood came calling, a personal dream of Adeyemi’s that has turned into a nightmare.

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Children of disappointment and defeat

After visiting the film set, the author has stated that without a doubt she won’t see the movie and that, if she can help it, she doesn’t want to hear about this disaster ever again. Paramount’s adaptation will be released in 2027, and we can say with some certainty that it isn’t going to do very well at the box office after Adeyemi said yesterday “It’s a reality I’ve had to live with for a year and a half, and everyone involved knows it, and they haven’t done anything to make it better”.

“If anything, they’ve antagonized me, and I accept that. But I also accept that if I don’t say anything, it’s simply going to be worse”. To give you a sense of the drama, the author reveals that she left the set “hyperventilating and crying.” “There are many witnesses, so it’s not really a secret. I came back to America and suffered severe physical pain and panic attacks. I knew it was so bad that I could never watch this movie, and I’ve made peace with that“. Exactly the kind of publicity you want, yes.

“It’s obvious that at the very least you have to know the truth so that you understand how this movie, which I worked on so that we could all be a little better off, is the worst experience I’ve had to go through”. It also emerged that this month, in a group chat with Paramount executives, the author wrote “Never use my name in interviews or on video. Don’t write to me. Don’t call me”. The movie opens on January 15, if they dare go through with it.

We’ll never get a sequel to ‘He-Man and the Masters of the Universe’, but this 1985 movie gives us an idea

With the release of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, more people have seen the film (to the point of making it the No. 1 movie on streaming) and have lamented that its post-credits scene probably won’t lead to a sequel, unless someone at MGM wants to put out a teeny-tiny, miniature version of the sequel with a minuscule budget. However, the character introduced there has been part of pop culture for years, has lived through hundreds of adventures and, in fact… there is a film that could very well count as the sequel we’ll almost certainly never get to see.

Warning: Spoilers for the post-credits scene of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. No complaining afterward.

Some love her, some Adora her

Like most Masters of the Universe characters, She-Ra was originally created as a doll for the 1984 line, in a collection that traditionally mostly left out female characters. However, at Mattel they thought they could broaden their audience and, while they were at it, reach another female audience beyond Barbie’s, but one a bit rowdier and more into adventure. That’s how the mini-comic The Story of She-Ra was published, which basically had all the ideas about the character that we would see later divided up over just a few pages. The doll was a hit, so only the hardest part remained: making the toxic male audience of the time want to watch a girl’s adventures.

That’s how, in 1985, He-Man and She-Ra, siblings separated at birth, met in a film that could very well serve as the basis for a sequel to the current film: The Secret of the Sword. Although this film was really the first five episodes of the series with barely any editing so it wouldn’t be obvious, it was how most of the audience got to know Princess Adora. And although the animation was basic, He-Man fever was at its height and it was the perfect moment to release it in theaters, where it easily made back its budget and, while they were at it, prepared the audience for the launch of her own series: She-Ra: Princess of Power.

It told the story of Adora, the Captain of the Horde from another dimension who captures Adam and Cringer before we find out that—surprise, surprise—she is his sister. A simple story, which repeats itself several times, but which was a huge hit at the time. Obviously, after that came the next masterstroke: the television series, which lasted 93 episodes between 1985 and 1987, when He-Man-mania was already on the wane. In between they also managed to make another Christmas special where she teamed up with her twin brother. The character disappeared completely, and didn’t even appear in the first live-action Masters of the Universe film, erasing her name from history. However, ironically, she ended up being the most popular one.

It took many years, of course, until society changed completely, but 30 years after it ended, Netflix released the first episodes of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, one of the streamer’s best animated series (now removed and impossible to find anywhere legally), which delved into the character, her friends and her relationship with Catra and culminated in a fantastic ending. If you listen to the opening (I’ve put it above) and don’t start dancing, something’s wrong with you. No one knows what She-Ra’s future is, but who knows, maybe in 2047 she’ll come back with yet another series, proving that, deep down, she is an immortal character.

Ian McKellen found out who the new Captain America was while shooting ‘Avengers: Doomsday’. “You deserve it”

Ian McKellen is 87 years old and, as I think is understandable, he couldn’t care less about the Marvel Universe. To be honest, I hope that at 87 I won’t care either, but, unlike McKellen, without having to work. The fact is that the actor has once again put Magneto’s suit back on to kill the character off once and for all in Avengers: Doomsday, and of course, he’s found himself having no idea who all those people are.

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Do you work here? Well, good for you

Anthony Mackie, the current Captain America (who first took on the role in Brave New World last year) has told how his meeting with the legendary actor went: “I went over to where Ian McKellen was, and he said to me ‘Hello, son!’. And I said ‘Ian McKellen, sir. You’re incredible. It’s incredible to work with you’. He asked me ‘And what do you do in the movie?’, and I said ‘I’m Captain America’“.

McKellen then told him “Wonderful… And you deserve it”, to which Mackie can only respond, even now, “Thank you, Sir Ian, thank you”. I know what you’re thinking, that McKellen probably, if anything, caught a Chris Evans movie by chance and doesn’t know how important the character is in the MCU, but, honestly, I’d end up bawling my eyes out if something like that happened to me.

On December 18 we’ll see whether packing dozens of characters into one movie works in the most ambitious Marvel movie to date or we’ll leave wanting nothing more to do with Avengers: Secret Wars. As for Ian McKellen, we hope he’s around for a long time yet, okay?