You will never believe -seriously- where they have managed to port Doom this time

Fans, not satisfied with that, have made it ubiquitous, creating playable versions on refrigerators, printers, and all sorts of devices. If it has a screen, ‘Doom’ can be played on it… and fans don’t know the meaning of “going too far.

Since its launch in 1993, Doom has appeared on literally dozens of different consoles, from Game Boy Advance to Atari Jaguar, passing through Sega Saturn and Super Nintendo. But fans, not satisfied with that, have made it appear everywhere, creating playable versions on refrigerators, printers, and all kinds of devices. If it has a screen, you can play Doom… and they don’t know the expression “going too far”.

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Listen to the Doom, Doom, Doom of my heart

Aaron Christophel, youtuber and technology wizard, has managed to install the game on the screen of a male masturbator called Tifforun that, for some reason, has a screen. Of course, as soon as Christophel could, he ordered it online, opened it up completely, and installed some additional components to make magic happen and get ‘Doom’ to work on a sexual device.

And you may be wondering “How does it work?”. Well, it’s not as difficult as it seems: there were already existing buttons to move forward, backward, left and right, and another button fires the weapon. In addition, if you kill an enemy, the machine fulfills its function once. However, you will need to kill a lot of enemies to achieve the purpose for which it was created. Phew. It’s not easy to speak euphemistically about this.

This fleshlight joins a gigantic list of devices where you can play the classic by Romero and Carmack, which includes everything from toothbrushes to a lawnmower, thermostat or the original iPod. Of course, if by this point you haven’t played ‘Doom’, you can’t use the excuse of not finding it anywhere.

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The new ‘Doom’ is completely different from what we imagined (and that’s great)

A lo largo de siete juegos principales (con sus correspondientes DLC) la obra de John Carmack y John Romero ha evolucionado hasta límites inimaginables. Y ahora nos lleva al lugar más sorprendente en el que jamás has matado demonios: el medievo.

You may think of Doom as the ultimate mindless shooter, but the truth is, the game has deep lore that I don’t necessarily recommend trying to get into, because it can end up hurting your head. Through seven main games (with their corresponding DLCs), the work of John Carmack and John Romero has evolved to unimaginable limits. And now it takes us to the most surprising place where you’ve never killed demons before: the Middle Ages.

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Listen to the doom, doom, doom of my heart

There had been rumors for some time about the existence of ‘Doom: The Dark Ages’. And when there’s smoke, you know there’s fire, or in the case of ‘Doom’, blood. A lot of blood. In this Doom, we’ll see the beginnings of the Doom Slayer, back in the year 2025. The game will be released not only on Xbox Series X (with Game Pass), but also on PS5 and PC. We’ll all be killing demons.

As you can imagine, the trailer offers exactly what you’d expect. Shootings, extreme precision, blood, and apparently the ability to ride dragons, which, whether you like it or not, is always a bonus. Obviously, the people behind the thrills will once again be id Software, who already revolutionized the saga with ‘Doom Eternal’ and the DLCs that expanded the story even more.

Some fans are already putting on bandages before any wound has occurred, just in case the studio’s new adventure is not as glorious as the previous ones (particularly the 2016 ‘Doom’); there’s been criticism on the graphics and an alleged lack of imagination in the weaponry. Honestly, this new ‘Doom: The Dark Ages’ promises pure and unrestrained fun. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow.

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A medieval ‘Doom’? The game that hasn’t been announced yet and that you didn’t know you needed

Now, at last, the moment to stop waiting has arrived, because next month ‘Doom: The Dark Ages’ will finally be announced. And it is going to be spectacular.

We all know ‘Doom’. You can play it even on printers and refrigerators with a screen. It is the ultimate FPS, and its leap to the latest generation of games brought us two amazing games that left us eagerly waiting for the next one. And now, finally, the moment to stop waiting has arrived, because next month ‘Doom: the dark ages’ will be announced. And it’s going to be spectacular.

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We are Doomed!

Do you know when a series, a movie or a video game comes out that you had no idea you needed with all your soul? That’s the case with this new ‘Doom’ that will be set in the Middle Ages as, probably, a prequel to the rest of the saga. It’s the worst kept secret in the industry right now, but it is known that we will have a full trailer on June 9th, at the Xbox game presentation.

As far as we know, ‘Doom: the dark ages’ has been in development for four years and in the end it is one of the most powerful franchises of Bethesda. However, this does not mean that it will only be released for PC and Xbox: apparently, Microsoft has had to kneel down and allow PS5 to release it as well, although it is not clear if it will be at the same launch or within a window of time.

We do know that it will arrive on Game Pass, Microsoft’s service that they have to think very carefully about for the new generation. And yes, it’s possible that you’ve heard of it, except that in the past it was called ‘Year zero’, a name that further increases the possibilities that it is the origin story of the Doomslayer. More than three decades have passed and, in some way, the saga continues to stand firm and always innovative. Not all of them achieve it, that’s for sure.

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Could a new Doom be in development? Everything points to yes

It’s possible that a new Doom will be announced soon, as there have been several leaks and comments from journalists pointing in that direction.

Few games are as beloved as Doom. In addition to practically inventing FPS and bringing video games into 3D in a way that was previously unthinkable, it has been one of the games that has had the most influence in the industry. Something they have managed to repeat in Doom (2015) and in Doom Eternal. That’s why the possibility of a new Doom is always received with interest. And it seems that it is something we could have in the near future.

Recently, a project named IDKFA has been registered in the US, a well-known codename for the Doom game series. All of this adds up to Bethesda’s registration of a new Doom game in January. Additionally, last year, in the documents presented during the lawsuit between Activision Blizzard and the FTC, a game named Doom: Year Zero was mentioned to be released in 2024.

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To round out the matter, Tom Warren, journalist from The Verge, hinted last week that the announcement of a new Doom would come at the June Xbox event. Something that would fit with all the information we have so far.

Although we don’t have information about who is developing the game, it is most likely being done by id Software, the studio that created the franchise in the first place. So, if it is finally confirmed, we will still have to wait a month to see the game materialize. To approach the Microsoft event with a Doom on the horizon, even with everything that has happened during the past week, gives us some hope.

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