How well do you remember 2009’s Avatar? (Quiz)

Take our quiz to see how well you remember the highest-grossing movie of all time.

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Although “Avengers: Endgame” is closing in, 2009’s “Avatar” is still the all-time box office champion. You probably saw it. Nearly everyone did. Disney was so thrilled by it, they spent $500 million to build up some theme park attractions around it. And we’ve just learned that four “Avatar” sequels are coming to theaters, beginning in 2021.

But does anyone really remember “Avatar?” Walk into any convention and you’ll see dedicated cosplayers from long-ago movies and TV shows, but you’ll never see anyone dressed as characters from “Avatar.” There are no action figures on store shelves. No T-shirts. It’s almost like the movie never happened.

So are you hyped for the next film, 12 years after the initial movie’s release? And, more importantly, do you remember anything about the first movie? Take this test to find out!

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What’s different about Shazam!?

Did the surprise superhero hit hint at a new direction for DC?

Beware: spoilers ahead!

DC’s “Suicide Squad” and “Justice League” set the Extended Universe back a few notches. In fact, those two movies destroyed all notches gained by the excellent “Wonder Woman” film that came before. A lot of trust was lost. Until…

After a decent box office performance by “Aquaman,” “Shazam” dropped like a lightning bolt (or a defibrillator) into theaters and reanimated DC. The film has racked up a surprising $356 million worldwide.

Here’s the crazy part: Shazam doesn’t feel like the other DC movies. In fact, it doesn’t even feel like a Marvel formula ripoff. Somehow, director David F. Sandberg managed to keep Earth’s mightiest human original and we want to know how!

We want to know…

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What’s different about Shazam!?

The Hero

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First things first, take a look at the central character.

Billy Batson (Asher Angel) is a foster home runaway searching for his biological mother. After his most recent escape shenanigans, he joins a home with Freddy (Jack Dylan Grazer) and a family of other orphans.

During his stay, he encounters an ancient wizard who gives him the power to fight the world’s evils: he can become a superhero (formerly known as Captain Marvel, BTW) by saying the word “Shazam!”

But before all the hero work and derring-do, Billy’s character comes through. He’s a kid, he has problems, he has dreams. He’s relatable.

“Justice League,” with many times the budget and a cast of legitimately great actors, managed to turn some of DC’s most recognizable heroes into walking bricks. “Shazam!” doesn’t make the same mistake.

The Villain

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A superhero is only as good as their villain.

Shazam distinguishes itself from both DC and Marvel in this respect, thanks to the character Dr. Thaddeus Sivana, played by Mark Strong.

How is he different from DC villains? Once again, he actually has character. Sure, it’s a general “angry bad guy” character, but the backstory used to explain his disposition won’t disappoint you! [Spoiler coming] In the opening scene, we actually felt his pain at being verbally abused by brother and father, then called unworthy by the wizard Shazam. Which leads to our next point:

Marvel has developed a habit of creating the “self-righteous villain.” In “Avengers: Infinity War,” Thanos believed so much in his plan to kill off half the universe and argued for the idea so well, that a large part of the internet began debating for his side. They even created a small Reddit phenomenon within the subreddit r/thanosdidnothingwrong.

Silvana, however, expertly walks a fine line: the villain who knows they’re being evil but has a compelling reason for doing so. Not many movies pull that off, but Shazam made it work.

The Theme [Super Spoilers]

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Make way for the ShazamFam!

Every movie has a story at its heart. “Jurassic Park” was really about Dr. Grant learning he wants to be a father. “Die Hard” is about a man falling in love with his wife all over again. “Shazam!” tells the story of a lonely boy finding a place that he can call home, a group of people he can call a family.

This comes to a satisfying conclusion when the ShazamFam appears, because not only can Billy become a hero by shouting Shazam at any time, his new family can also turn into superheroes by touching the lightning bolt on his chest and saying The Name!

This works for a few reasons: one, unlike many other movies, the super power itself ties into the theme of being stronger together.

Second, there’s an unusual message here: anyone can be a part of the family. DC and Marvel certainly have normal humans in their world, but unless you have super powers or “special skills” like Batman or Black Widow, you should stay away from the fight! Shazam lets us know even the most outcast group of harmless kids can become heroes together.

See? Truly normal people. Kinda like Peter, from “Deadpool 2…”

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The Humor

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Shazam’s humor has been described as “effortless” and it’s a fitting description: the movie pulls off laughs that don’t feel campy or written down to a punchline. As an example…

While riding on the subway, the wizard Shazam transports Billy to his lair. Before stepping off into the strange cavern, Billy checks the subway map. You know, just in case the ancient headquarters of world-defending magicians is a normal stop for the daily business commute.

The surprisingly human moment in the unusual circumstances is far removed from the prolific, sad one-liners of “Justice League.”

Expectations

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Finally, the time has come for some heavy-hitting realtalk: fandoms can ruin shows with their expectations. Sometimes, a movie isn’t bad, it’s just not what the die-hard followers wanted.

We’re looking at you, Super Fans.

Directors feel the need to make something new and different. Rather than make Superman a Boy Scout, “Man of Steel” turned him into a reluctant killer. To “improve” on the gritty Nolan series, “Justice League” Batman became a ruthless warlord for justice. With so much film history, so many memories of past Batmen and Supermen, it’s hard to please everyone.

Here, Shazam was only known in comic books, so his movie interpretation was fair game! There’s no way a new Batman could’ve had this fun, childish whimsy after Christian Bale played the role so well. It’s hard for old, hashed-out heroes to get a new take or a fresh start. Shazam’s creators had an opportunity to make something new and they made the most of it!

Conclusion

We believe these are a few of the main reasons Shazam removed itself from both DC and Marvel tropes. Of course, it’s good to remember Hollywood productions rise from the collective imagination of hundreds of creators; however, we particularly enjoyed their excellent hero, villain, theme, humor, and exploration of a new, promising caped crusader.

Thanks to Wonder Woman, Aquaman, and Shazam, DC has new direction and a fresh breath of air. Here’s hoping they use it well!

10 things you didn’t know about A Quiet Place

Shhhh… discover the secrets behind this modern horror classic.

“A Quiet Place” was the breakout horror movie hit of 2018. The film is set in the near future, after hordes of monsters that hunt via sound wipe out most life on Earth. The movie follows two parents (John Krasinski and Emily Blunt) as they struggle to raise their family in the post-apocalypse. The movie is a pulse-pounding thriller, and that fact that huge chunks of the movie are filmed in almost total silence only serves to heighten the tension. Here are 10 little known facts about the making of this horror masterpiece.

10 things you didn’t know about A Quiet Place

1. The writers drew on childhood memories

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Writers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods were childhood friends who grew up in the farmlands of rural Iowa. As a result, many of their childhood experiences are woven into the screenplay. The harrowing scenes set in the farm’s grain silo are a result of childhood lessons that grain silos were extremely unsafe. These experiences (and also the pair’s love of silent films) were woven into their 15-page first draft of the script.

2. It was almost a Cloverfield sequel

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During the writing process, the production team toyed with the idea of the film being part of the “Cloverfield” franchise. The stories bear many similarities: namely, regular people trying to survive against mysterious extraterrestrial or otherworldly monsters. After Woods and Beck pitched their script to the studio, they mutually agreed that the movie should be standalone.

3. Emily Blunt didn’t want to be in the movie

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Emily Blunt, John Krasinski’s partner, was an integral part of encouraging him to take on the project as a co-writer, director, and actor. Though supportive, she was initially hesitant about being in the movie. She originally didn’t want to be cast at all, but changed her mind after reading the script during a long flight. After landing, she called Krasinski and told him, “I need to do it.”

4. The cornfields were grown specifically for the film

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Much of the movie is filmed in the farmlands of upstate New York. To help create the family farm, the movie crew purchased 20 tons of actual corn and hired local farmers to cultivate the crop into the cornfields seen in the film. As a result, roughly $9 million of the film’s $17 million budget was spent on location in New York.

5. The crew had to stay extra quiet on set

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The filming of “A Quiet Place” brought a new meaning to the old filmmaking expression, “Quiet on the set.” The sound team wanted to capture as much diegetic sound as possible; diegetic sounds are the actual sounds generated by the actors in real time, as opposed to dubbed-over sound effects. As a result, the crew went to extreme lengths to remain nearly silent while filming, so as not to capture any unwanted background noise.

6. The cast members all learned sign language

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Because the monsters in the film hunt by tracking sounds, the characters in the movie all communicate using American Sign Language. The crew hired a professional ASL mentor to teach the cast sign language. In addition, actress Millicent Simmonds, who is deaf in real life, also aided in teaching her castmates how to sign.

7. Each character signs in a different “voice”

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According to Simmonds, each of the film’s characters has a unique voice that comes through in the way they sign. Krasinski’s character uses short, almost curt signs to convey his too-the-point survivalist mentality. Blunt’s character uses fuller, more expressive signs with her children as part of her desire to create a world beyond mere survival. Simmonds’ character signs in a defiant manner typical of a rebellious teenager.

8. There weren’t going to be subtitles

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As part of the original concept of the film, subtitles weren’t going to be included when the family was using sign language. Audience members would be left to interpret the signs and the meaning of the scenes based on the actor’s performances and other context clues. However, it soon became apparent that subtitles would be necessary for audiences to understand the intricacies of the plot, and the idea was scrapped.

9. The monsters are inspired by real-life sources

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To create the distinctive look of the film’s monsters, the crew drew on inspiration from real-life animals that hunt using echolocation. Bats served as a major source of inspiration, as did prehistoric fish. To create the look of the creature’s leathery black skin, the crew studied images of “bog people.” Bog people are corpses that become mummified after being submerged in peat bogs, giving their skin a very specific stretched, taut appearance.

10. A sequel is in the works

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Paramount has confirmed that a sequel to the film is in the works. The sequel will reportedly focus on a different group of survivors living in the same post-apocalyptic world. Krasinski will be returning to write the script, and Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe are also in talks to reprise their roles. Actor Cillian Murphy of Peaky Blinders fame is also reportedly in talks to star.

If you want to check out this pulse-pounding horror experience for yourself, head to Softonic’s Where to Watch site to find out where you can stream “A Quiet Place” right now.

Movie trailers: what works and what fails with today’s blockbusters?

Movie trailers can be fast, fun, and filled with energy. But are they reliable?

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We hype movie trailers just as much as we hype up the movie itself. A two-minute trailer that shows a couple of carefully selected scenes can amass hundreds of millions of views. 

Trailers have gotten so popular that they have their own major releases at events like Comic-Con, and even their own award show. 

It has come to a point where some people actually trust movie trailers more than websites like Rotten Tomatoes or even their own friends.

Trailers now go so far beyond just a simple video. Trailers are shared on a massive scale, and analyzed frame by frame. Even YouTube content creators like AngryJoeShow make a living off reacting to and dissecting movie trailers.

Clearly, trailers have a major impact on modern pop culture as well as filmmaking. So this begs the question, how do you make one?

Creating a modern trailer

According to a video from Vice News, movie trailers have ways of manipulating the viewer.

Most trailers aren’t even made by the same people that made the movie. More often than naught, an outside team that specializes in making trailers comes in to create it. According to StudioBinder.com, there’s a formula for making one. 

As common sense would dictate, trailers typically focus on a handful of the most visually appealing scenes. Then, the creators add frames and bite-sized scenes to talk about the story, the characters, or the themes of the film.

For example, let’s look at the trailer for “Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl:”

The trailer focuses on the story by first showing us the Aztec gold coin and a kidnapped Keira Knightley. After that, we could the cool hero shot of Jack Sparrow, Geoffrey Rush’s character becoming a zombie, and swashbuckling sword fights.

What’s really crazy is that sometimes scenes are shot for the trailer alone. Don’t believe me? Then tell me why Hulk is in the battle at Wakanda in the “Avengers: Infinity War” trailer, but not the movie?

The directors for the film intentionally created this scene and misdirected fans. The only scene in the film featuring Hulk is when Thanos kicks his butt at the beginning.

Showing that scene in the trailer would give away a major scene in the movie. It is inaccurate to show Hulk in the battle at Wakanda, but omitting such a major character from the trailer would be a folly.

So now that we know how a trailer is made, what are some tricks that go into them?

Nostalgic movies and playing it safe

When a cherished title from our youth makes its way to the big screen, it is often a mixed bag of emotions. However, one trailer can either confirm or cast aside your doubts.

We’ve seen these trailers put unfathomable hype behind a project, and we’ve seen them kill a movie before it hits theaters. 

Let’s start by looking at a nostalgic trailer that works:

Some of us can probably remember where we were the first time we saw this trailer for “Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.” It dropped at halftime during “Monday Night Football” nearly four years ago. In that time, it has amassed more than 100 million views and a very favorable like-dislike ratio. 

So why did this trailer work so well?

First and foremost, the trailer plays it very safe. There is nothing in the trailer that doesn’t scream “Star Wars.” There are X-Wings, TIE-Fighters, and lightsabers out the wazoo.

We get a new cast of characters, but they aren’t radically different from the main cast you might see in a different Star Wars title. We also get to see a classic character, Han Solo, give a few one-liners that send shivers down your spine. 

This trailer works so well that you could make a trailer for an older Star Wars film in the same style, and it would work. In fact, somebody did that!

You might say, “It’s Star Wars. It’s a big franchise. It will do well no matter what.”

That’s not necessarily true. Let’s take a look at another popular franchise’s trailer and see how well it did:

Yeah, we went there.

Taking apart this trailer has become beating a dead horse. Yet, here we are, mallet in hand.

The first thing wrong with this trailer for “Ghostbusters” is something we will call “nostalgia piano.” Nostalgia piano occurs when a classic tune from a series is slowed down and played one note at a time to build nostalgic hype for a movie. The theme to Ghostbusters sounds cool played like that, but at the end of the day, it’s a cheap trick.

If you think we are making up nostalgia piano, but there are plenty of examples. Trailers for “Beauty and the Beast,” “Jurassic World,” and even “Detective Pikachu” all have it. We included the trailers below with the appropriate timestamps to back it up:

Nostalgia piano was far from “Ghostbusters” biggest flaw. Heck, even the Star Wars trailer we just praised kinda uses it at the very beginning.

The trailer’s biggest flaw was the tone that deviated too far from the original. The humor from the original film came from clever writing and delivery.  The humor in the trailer was more so derived from shock humor, gross-out humor, and slapstick. Sure, Peter Venkman gets slimed. He just doesn’t go into detail about how the slime went “everywhere.”

Some believe the film was doomed from the start, but a fan’s recut of the trailer shows that the trailer might be what was at fault. The results speak for themselves.

The pacing, removal of some humor, and swapping nostalgia piano for the original theme made this a much more effective trailer. Heck, the fan cut trailer was able to be more effective in less than half of the time. 

So is the trick then for trailers to play it safe? Well, not necessarily. DC has already proved that not playing it safe is sometimes the best option.

The DC Extended Universe is infamous for being overly dark and serious in the tone of its movies. Although critics and a lot of audience members don’t like this tone, it still gets the approval of some of the hardcore audience members (in some cases). The Rotten Tomatoes scores are proof of that.

The creators of “Shazam” decided to throw dark and serious out the window with its trailer. Shazam cracks jokes, the trailer is bright and colorful, and Shazam even dances. Not only that, but “Shazam” is killing it with both critics and fans. 

So if playing it safe or not isn’t a sure fire sign of whether or not a movie will be good, how do we tell? To answer that question we are going to have to pick on DC some more:

Bashing “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” is about as common as bashing “Ghostbusters.” However, we forget that although the first “Ghostbusters” trailer bombed, the first Dawn of Justice trailer was a smash hit. 

After watching this trailer today, it is hard to believe that the movie wasn’t near what fans or critics wanted.  The tone, action, and drama are all fitting. However, the more you look at the trailer, the more cracks you can see. 

For one, Jesse Eisenberg sticks out like a sore thumb. He feels like he wandered off the set for “Now You See Me,” and ended up in this trailer. His lines don’t work and he doesn’t reflect the tone of the rest of the film.

Wonder Woman is always a welcome sight. However, when you factor in all of the storylines the movie will have to devote time to, you can’t help but think the story will be bloated. 

We can bash bad trailers all day, and point out why they failed. However, this leads to another, perhaps,  more important question:

Do we take trailers too seriously?

When the trailer for “Sonic the Hedgehog” dropped, the internet exploded with how much people hated it.

The trailer was so bad, that the film’s director promised that they would use the months until the film’s release to redesign Sonic.

This means that the creators will be spending more money, time, and resources to redo each and every scene with Sonic. As the budget for the film is already $90 million, this could turn a big financial flop into a humiliating disaster.

It is wild to think that this expensive decision was made based on a trailer less than three minutes long. 

In our opinion, the movie that comes out should be the one that the director intended in the first place. For proof of this, we need to, unfortunately, look at “Suicide Squad.”

It’s common knowledge at this point that “Suicide Squad” was not what director David Ayer intended for it to be. The decision to make the movie more and more light-hearted came from reactions to other DC films and, yes, the trailers. 

As the trailers developed, they got less and less serious bringing in more upbeat music and energy.

Ayer was not happy with the final product of the film. He even went so far to say that he wishes he had a time machine so he could go back and fix the film with a more grounded story.

In the end, can we even make an accurate call based on a trailer?

At the end of the day, factors other than trailers should go into your decision on whether or not to see a movie.

Take a look at the first trailer for “Kingsman: The Secret Service:”

The trailer clearly misses the mark on the major themes of the movie. None of the hardcore action or crude humor can be seen in this trailer. It comes off as a spy-school story rather than the R-rated action comedy we got. Heck, we didn’t even get to see any of the incredible church scene from the movie:

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The box office results for the movie are clear evidence that the trailer didn’t do it any favors. The film’s opening weekend revenue made up about 25% of the total revenue. Films like “Infinity War” and “Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi” made about 35% of their revenue in the opening weekend.

Basically, this hints at that more people saw Kingsman after reading reviews and hearing about it from friends than from watching the trailer.

Honestly, there’s nothing wrong with that.

If a trailer gets you hyped and excited, don’t let down your guard, but get excited. If a trailer hints at a few flaws, give it some time before you see the movie. Finally, if a trailer is awful, wait until you hear what critics and audience members had to say first. 

Bad Movie Club: Teen Witch

Goofy songs and bad fashion collide in this chunk of 80s cheese.

Want to spend 92 minutes watching a bunch of white teenagers fumble around in a bizarre romantic-musical-fantasy relic from the 1980s? “Teen Witch” is the movie for you. If you have Amazon Prime, you can watch it for free.

A great bad movie is a work of art. It goes beyond poor filmmaking technique or editing or plotting. Bad acting alone doesn’t make it. The key to a great bad movie is that the director and actors believe they’re making something great. That enthusiasm and optimism is what separates a great-bad movie like “The Room” from a bad-bad movie like “Movie 43.” Do you delight in watching cinematic disasters? If so, join our Bad Movie Club as we dive into our first entry: 1989’s “Teen Witch”

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Despite this image, the Teen Witch never rides a broom in this film.

Why you should watch ‘Teen Witch’

The movie begins with what appears to be an excerpt from an 80s soft porn movie as our hero, Louise (Robyn Lively) stands on a rooftop and has her hair blown by a wind machine as she circles around her crush Brad (Dan Gauthier). This slow-motion opening credits sequence lasts 3:57. The whole time, you’re treated to a sweet up-tempo saxophone song with a chorus that is simply, “Never gonna be the same again. Never gonna be the same again.”

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It turns out that weird slow-mo sequence was all a dream. Louise wakes up in her own bed with much more age-appropriate clothes. Here, we meet her brother Richie, who is one of these kid actors who amuses his parents, but is recognized as grating by everyone else. Every Richie scene plays like the director said, “Get out there and pretend the camera is the most annoying kid in your school and you’re trying to set him off.”

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Richie reads Louise’s diary.

As we’ve mentioned, Louise is in love with her classmate Brad, but Brad is dating the most popular girl in school (obviously). Louise eventually finds herself in the home of a fortune teller, who tells her she will gain special powers on her 16th birthday. Those powers are somehow triggered or amplified by a special amulet given to her by a beloved teacher (portrayed by the voice of “The Simpsons” teacher Edna Krabappel, Marcia Wallace).

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Madame Serena explains that Louise will become a witch to move the plot forward.

As you might have guessed, Louise becomes a witch on her birthday. The movie refuses to declare why this happens. The fortune teller seems to suggest Louise is a reincarnated witch. The 16th birthday thing seems to hint at a family history of witchcraft (her parents never seem witchy in the least). At the end of the movie, Louise discards the amulet, as if to suggest that is the source of the power, but then why would her 16th birthday matter? Louise can summon her powers by speaking some pseudo-Latin phrases or simply by saying she “wishes” something would happen. So this movie could have easily been called “Magic Amulet” or “She-laddin.” But they went with the witch thing. Cool. Louise also uses a voodoo doll at one point. All bets are off.

The movie follows a predictable and thin pattern: unpopular girl likes boy, girl gets powers (and a makeover), boy falls for her, she discards the powers and the boy loves her for who she is. You’ve seen that a million times. It’s Cinderella all over again.

But what you haven’t seen is the way the filmmakers chose to stretch that thin story over 90+ minutes: several insane songs. When Louise is hanging out in the girls’ locker room, all the popular girls break out into a choreographed song about liking boys:

If this film were made today, you might expect that someone in the room might say, “I’m not sure this song speaks to the complexity of a teenage girl’s inner dialogue.” Thirty years ago, it was easy for a filmmaker to rattle off the one and only thing he knew about girls: girls like boys.

The lyrics are a masterclass in buffonery:

I’m throwing out my dollhouse / I’m giving up my toys / I realized this morning: / I like boys

Chorus: I like boys (I like boys) / I like boys (I like boys)

I’m giving up my hopscotch / To keep a little voice / I’m putting on some lipstick / To attract some boys

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I’m making no more mud pies / I’m staying out of the dirt / I’m gonna buy some nylons / And a leather mini skirt

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They apparently like boys.

According to this song, girls graduate from making mud pies to bosom-heaving lust overnight. That’s how it happens. One night, you’re playing with dolls, then you have a slow-mo sex dream about Brad and you can’t help yourself.

But “I Like Boys” isn’t even the film’s most notable song. Throughout the film, we’re treated to a trio of awkward boys who stand around in the hall and attempt to rap. It was the 1980s. Everyone tried to rap and breakdance. It was highly embarrassing. Fortunately, for those of us who survived the decade, our attempts at these arts were not recorded for posterity. Unfortunately for the cast of “Teen Witch,” theirs was.

The weird rap boys are standing on the street, performing some terrifying choreography and one of their original songs. Louise and her nerdy friend Polly ride up on their bikes, then Louise uses her amulet magic to empower Polly to go up and talk to these dweebs. Instead, Polly rap-battles the trio in a truly amazing scene. We proudly present “Top That.”

This short clip is the most legendary part of the movie. You may have noticed it popping up in places like “30 Rock.”

As you might expect, “Teen Witch” couldn’t weave its spell over the box office. Although it cost $2.5 million to make, “Teen Witch” earned just $27,843. That’s not a typo. But thanks to reruns on cable, the film lived on and earned cult status. If you’d like to remember a simpler time when everything was dumb and innocent and fashion was terrible and songs were worse, fire up “Teen Witch.”

And it looks like the cast is still friendly!

‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ trailer is so horrifying that Sonic is being redesigned

Grab a crucifix and a barf bag: the “Sonic the Hedgehog” trailer is here.

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This trailer makes the Super Mario Bros. movie look like “Citizen Kane:”

Paramount Pictures released the trailer for the upcoming live-action Sonic the Hedgehog movie, which is set to come out in November. We have consulted several religious texts, and although this is not technically a sign of the apocalypse, we recommend you stay on guard.

So bad it’s being redesigned

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The film is being directed by Jeff Fowler. Fowler only has a single other directing credit to his name on IMDb, an animated short about a gopher stealing produce.

After the trailer dropped and the viewers vomited on their screens, Fowler took to Twitter to give us some hope.

That’s right, Sonic is being redesigned.

Sonic looks bad, but the trailer has other issues which we will talk about below. At this point, we’re not sure if we want a better-looking Sonic or for the project to be scrapped altogether.

The trailer itself

The trailer gives us our first official look at the live-action blue hedgehog. He’s blue, he has spiky hair, and he has red shoes just like Sonic does in the video games. However, he is also uncomfortably lanky, and looks like what you’d get if a Furby mated with an alien from “Avatar.”

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The trailer is set to “Gangsta’s Paradise” by Coolio. The song does not fit at all and just makes the trailer all the more awkward. It’s like playing “Mambo No. 5” at your grandma’s funeral. Think back to past Sonic titles like “Sonic Adventure 2 Battle” and “Sonic Heroes.” The songs that pop out are all high energy songs like “City Escape.” Basically, if you’re going to put a rap song in a Sonic trailer, it’d better be “Pumpkin Hill.”

The film stars James Marsden as a cop named Tom Wachowski. Wachowski stumbles across Sonic, and together they team up to stop Dr. Robotnik played by Jim Carrey. Sonic is voiced by Ben Schwartz. You might remember him as Jean-Ralphio from “Parks and Recreation.” How would Jean-Ralphio describe this trailer?

The trailer ends with our first look at Carrey as Dr. Robotnik. Viewers in the comments section seem to agree that his performance looks like the only redeeming quality.

Jim Carrey Robotnik

Carrey doesn’t have the same portly physique we expect of Dr. Robotnik, but he does have some of the same quirky mannerisms. He is very full of himself and hellbent on thwarting the dastardly hedgehog.

In summary

To put it bluntly, you can skip this movie. Carrey might get a laugh or two, but if the trailer is anything like the movie, the tone looks completely off. You have better ways to spend your time than seeing “Sonic.” Go outside, read a book, or play an old, classic Sonic game. Heck, take a page from Sonic’s book and go for a run. Above all else, avoid this film at all costs.

5 worst video game movies of all time

Video games and movies have rarely every mixed, but what are the worst of the worst?

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If that trailer for “Sonic the Hedgehog” proved anything, it’s that video games should not be adapted into movies.

Throughout the ages, only a handful have been decent. The Tomb Raider movies have their moments, and the first Mortal Kombat film was awesome.

However, for every good one we got, we had a dozen stinkers. For this list, we decided to give you the worst of the worst. In order to qualify, the movie has to be based on the game and not a different interpretation. For example, the animated Pokémon movies are based on the anime, not the game.

Top 5 worst video game movies

5. Warcraft

WarcraftSome hardcore fans do like this movie, but general audiences agreed that it’s pretty awful.

The CGI and make-up aren’t bad, but the film falls apart in every other aspect. The acting is beyond hokey. The story is both predictable and boring. Even the action scenes are bland. The film is about two hours long, but it feels like an eternity.

A video game series like World of Warcraft has such potential for a film adaptation, but this film misses the mark at every turn.

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4. Double Dragon

Double Dragon

The Double Dragon games have a very simple concept. Billy and Jimmy Lee are brothers who use their kung-fu fighting skills to rescue Billy’s girlfriend while fighting off a Chinese gang.

In the game, Billy and Jimmy are both big, muscular dudes who look like American Gladiators. However, in the movie, we got two scrawny guys who just look in over their heads. The main theme of rescuing Billy’s girlfriend is thrown out the window for a new story about collecting a medallion.

If you’re a fan of the games, spin-kick this movie far, far away.

3. Doom

DoomThis movie was so bad even The Rock poked fun at it years later:

Good lord, Dwayne Johnson wasn’t even in a lot of this movie and he still feels the need to talk about how awful it was.

Doom is a video game series about fighting demon-spawn from Hell in outer space. How do you screw that up?

This movie is DARK. We don’t mean dark in tone, we mean it’s literally hard to see anything in this movie. The DC Cinematic Universe has nothing on how dark and lifeless this movie is.

The major flaw with the movie is the threat. Rather than fighting demons from Hell, the heroes fight failed genetic experiments. All of the things that made the original Doom cool and edgy are thrown out the window. The only thing the movie has to do with the games is the title. Call this movie “Space Station Survival,” and nobody would know it had anything to do with Doom.

2. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Mortal Kombat Annihilation

Holy smokes, this was bad.

The first Mortal Kombat movie wasn’t exactly “Citizen Kane,” but it got the job done. The action is cool. The story is simple but easy to follow. It is hammy in all the best ways. Also, it has Robin Shou as Liu Kang! How could you go wrong with Robin Shou?

“Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.” That’s how.

The acting in this movie is absolutely atrocious. Kids in high school theater would’ve given a bigger effort than these guys. I mean just watch this scene:

A director watched that and said, “Yeah, that was great. Let’s use that take.”

Unfortunately, we cannot perform a fatality on this movie. If you want to watch a fun Mortal Kombat movie, watch the first movie. It gets a flawless victory against this dumpster fire every time.

Need more evidence? Here you go:

1. Super Mario Bros. 

Super Mario Bros. movieHow bad is this movie? Let’s see what Bob Hoskins, the actor who played Mario, had to say:

“The worst thing I ever did? ‘Super Mario Bros.’ It was a f***in’ nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing, whose arrogance had been mistaken for talent. After so many weeks their own agent told them to get off the set! F***in’ nightmare. F***in’ idiots.”

See if you can endure this:

Even John Leguizamo who played Luigi doesn’t have anything kind to say about the movie:

Why is the movie bad? Where do we even start?

The story has nothing to do with Mario. The movie takes place in an alternate timeline version the real world rather than the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser is human. Goombas are big, tall guys with tiny heads. Clearly, the only mushrooms that went into making this movie were the ones the writers took. 

Hopefully, the upcoming animated Super Mario movie will be better.

Is there any hope?

Even though the Sonic movie looks awful, we have our hopes up for “Pokémon: Detective Pikachu.”

That movie looks like it might have decent CGI, a fun story, and hilarious acting from Ryan Reynolds.

Did we miss any other disasters? Let us know in the comments below!

10 spooky facts about Shaun of the Dead

Discover what you never knew about this horror-comedy classic.

Shaun of the Dead

“Shaun of the Dead” is the horror comedy directed by Edgar Wright that started “The Cornetto Trilogy”  off with a bang. Or at least started it off with gurgling discontented moans of the living dead. The trilogy features Simon Pegg and Nick Frost against hordes of angry fill-in-the-blanks with spectacular results (like getting drunk during a bar crawl and facing off against alien body-snatchers).

These movies are wacky, and wacky comedies always have stories going on behind the scenes – odd tidbits and unexpected moments that bring the shoot together. Here are 10 facts about the first film in the saga, “Shaun of the Dead.” If you haven’t seen the film, live stream it right here!

1. The Winchester used to be an actual pub

Winchester Pub

The famous Winchester Pub from the film was an actual place until recently. It was closed down and repurposed into flats a few years back. The names “John and Bernie” who ran the Winchester are actual names of the landlord and landlady who ran Pegg’s favorite bar in Highgate.

2. Tyres is a z-word!

Tyres Spaced Shaun of the Dead

During the zombie mob scene later in the film there’s a prominent zombie wearing a bright yellow hat. If you’re familiar with “Spaced,” a sitcom from Wright, Pegg, and Frost, you’ll recognize Tyres, the bike messenger/raver from the show.

3. Spaced inspired more than just a Tyres cameo

Spaced 1999 Simon Pegg

There’s an episode of Spaced where Pegg’s character stays up all night playing Resident Evil and starts hallucinating he’s in the game. Looking at the opening scenes of “Shaun of the Dead,” you can see the inspiration!

4. Why are your zombies so slow?

Shaun of the Dead opening

After the movie was released, an interviewer asked Simon Pegg why the zombies in “Shaun of the Dead” moved so slowly. Pegg responded, “Because death is not an energy drink.”

5. A legendary weapon

Shaun of the Dead winchester propWright and Pegg wanted multiple homages to horror films of yore, and one that they got to include was the Winchester rifle used in the pub scenes. The prop was the same rifle used in “Night of the Living Dead.

6. The news anchors in the film are real

While the actual news reports are clearly fiction, Wright hired actual newscasters for the televised warnings that play early in the film. The added touch of authenticity made the sequence even funnier.

7. They really love this game

Nick Frost arcade game Shaun of the Dead

A true gaming enthusiast, as soon as Ed enters the Winchester he starts playing this random arcade game. Turns out that same machine made it into some pub in every film in the Cornetto Trilogy.

8. Foree Electric is a real place

Foree Electric employee tag Shaun of the Dead

Every film in the Cornetto Trilogy is at its heart the story of a man struggling to grow up and take on his role as an adult. In “Shaun of the Dead,” the titular character works a retail job at a small appliances shop (when he deigns to show up on time). The shop is an actual place in Tally Ho, North Finchley, called Garland Electronics. They called the place “Foree Electric” as a nod to Ken Foree, who starred in “Dawn of the Dead.

9. The one scene that made Pegg cry

Simon Pegg bar mum scene Shaun of the Dead

While most of the deaths in “Shaun of the Dead” are played for laughs, there was one scene that actually did hit Pegg in the feels. Shaun has to shoot his mother Barbara once she’s infected, and according to Wright, the actor played the scene like it was his own mom. As soon as the scene was shot, both Pegg and Frost burst into tears.

10. Cornetto is the best hangover food?

Simon Pegg Nick Frost cornetto Shaun of the Dead

The decision to have Nick Frost eat a cornetto first thing in the morning didn’t come out of nowhere. Edgar Wright once did the same after a bad hangover. “It’s the weirdest thing you would want to eat at that time in the morning,” said the Director. “When I was in college, I got very, very drunk once, and I had a Cornetto in the morning and I felt a lot better. So, it became my hangover cure, and it still is.”

Hope these facts will make your next viewing even better, and let us know in the comments below which film in the trilogy is your favorite!

Harry Potter Horcruxes Guide

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How would an dark wizard achieve immortality? Cracking the code to the Elixir of Life? Almost. Drinking unicorn blood? Too hard to obtain. Murdering people and splitting your soul into corrupt fragments to be stored in random objects? Now we’re talking!

After Tom Riddle was taught how to create Horcruxes by the unwitting Horace Slughorn, he sought to create six of them (his own self being the seventh), believing seven to be the strongest magical number. Once Harry and Dumbledore learn of this, it sets in motion a hunt to find and destroy all the pieces of Voldemort’s soul, rendering him mortal once more, a hunt that the entirety of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” which you can stream right here!

If you’re trying to count the seven Horcruxes on your fingers, or can’t remember how Harry, Ron, and Hermione could possibly have found all of them in the span of one book, we’re here to help. Here are Voldemort’s horcruxes, their locations, and how they were destroyed:

Guide to all the Horcruxes in Harry Potter

1. Tom Riddle’s Diary

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“Ginny poured out her soul to me, and her soul happened to be exactly what I wanted.”

Tom Riddle kept a diary in 1943, and in his sixth year made the book into his first Horcrux. To create it, he murdered Myrtle Warren and infused his soul into its pages, using the diary as a weapon to prey on people (like poor Ginny) years later.

“The diary to me is a very scary object,” said J.K. Rowling on the subject, “a really, really frightening object. This manipulative little book, the temptation particularly for a young girl to pour out her heart to a diary, which is never something I was prone to. You could understand when he started writing to see these things coming back to him, and the power of that, that secret friend in your pocket.”

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Basilisk venom is one of the few sources potent enough to destroy a Horcrux

After his battle with Voldemort and the Basilisk in “Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,” Harry Potter stabbed the diary with the venomous fang of the serpent, thus destroying the evil object. Dumbledore later kept its tattered remains in his office to study.

2. Marvolo Gaunt’s ring

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“I was unworthy to unite the Deathly Hallows … and here was final proof.”

Marvolo Gaunt’s ring was a very unique – and extremely powerful – object in that it was both a Horcrux as well as one of the three Deathly Hallows. Passed down the line from Salazar Slytherin, the ring was stolen from Morfin Gaunt by a young Tom Riddle, at the same time that he murdered his own father and muggle grandparents. When Dumbledore tracked down the ring, he recognized that it was, in fact, the famed Resurrection Stone, the Hallows he’d been searching most of his life for. In wearing the dark object, he was cursed – it would have been fatal were it not for the quick intervention of Snape. Even so, it left Dumbledore with only one year of life, as he explains in “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

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The ring was too tempting a prize for both Dumbledore and Voldemort.

Uncovering what the ring was, Dumbledore used the sword of Godric Gryffindor to destroy it. He then took the Resurrection Stone and placed it inside the Snitch, as a gift to Harry Potter – to be opened only after accepting that he must die at the hands of Voldemort.

3. Slytherin’s Locket

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Umbridge wore the locket while doling out sentences to half-bloods.

One of the most infamous of the Horcruxes, a locket was found by Harry and Dumbledore during their final adventure together – to the cave where Riddle often went in his youth. Tragically, thought this adventure drained even more life from Dumbledore, the locket was a fake. The real horcrux was in the Ministry of Magic, where it was kept by a mysterious Regulus Arcturus Black, before falling into the hands of Dolores Umbridge.

Harry Potter locket Half-Blood Prince Deathly Hallows Horcrux
“… there was nothing inside but for a scrap of folded parchment wedged tightly into the place where a portrait should have been.”

After obtaining the locket, Harry, Ron, and Hermione still lacked the means of finding it. This resulted in them having to share turns wearing the dark artifact. Eventually, Snape’s patronus led Harry to the sword of Godric Gryffindor – the key to destroying Horcruxes. Shortly after, Ron uses the sword to break the Horcux.

4. Hufflepuff’s Cup

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The keeper of both Salazar’s locket and Hufflepuff’s goblet

Tom Riddle actually acquired two Horcruxes in 1961 from the same woman: Hepzibah Smith. Infatuated with the young Riddle, Hepzibah imprudently showed him both Salazar’s locket and Hufflepuff’s goblet when he came over to visit on behalf of Caractacus Burke. Riddle poisoned Hepzibah and framed her house-elf for the crime, using her death to infuse the goblet with part of his soul.

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The trio search Lestrange’s vault for the infamous goblet.

Voldemort gave the cup to Bellatrix Lestrange to hide in her vault at Gringotts. The trio infiltrated the bank and broke into her vault to obtain the cup. Upon returning to Hogwarts, Ron led Hermione to the Chamber of Secrets where she was able to use the basilisk fang to destroy it for good.

5. Diadem of Ravenclaw

Diadem of Ravenclaw Harry Potter Deathly Hallows
“A tiara said to grant wisdom to the wearer. It was lost for centuries before it became a Horcrux.”

Voldemort had a tendency to favor the original founders of Hogwarts when he looked for artifacts of power strong enough to house his soul. From Rowena Ravenclaw, he took a diadem. After finding the tiara and killing an Albanian merchant to infuse his soul into it, Riddle then chose to hide the tiara back where he’d originally uncovered it: Hogwarts, in the Room of Requirement. Crabbe and Goyle find Harry in the room, and in the ensuing fight the room, along with the diadem, is destroyed by Fiendfyre.

6. Nagini

Nagini Deathly Hallows opening scene
“Dinner, Nagini,” said Voldemort softly.

After his attempt to kill the infant Harry, Voldemort was severely weakened. In the woods of Albania, the phantom-like form of Voldemort tried to inhabit animals to survive, but only snakes could bear having him inhabit them. Psychically and physically, Nagini helped nurse Voldemort back to health, and their bond was only strengthened when he made her a Horcrux.

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Nagini in human form in “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Voldemort loved to use Nagini as a weapon, but after his Horcruxes were threatened, he kept the snake close. Neville, however, was able to kill it during the Battle at Hogwarts, decapitating it with the Sword of Gryffindor.

The seventh Horcrux?

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Harry going to meet his fate in the Forbidden Forest

There was never meant to be a seventh Horcrux. Voldemort meant to maintain his own body as the seventh, maintaining what he believed to be a number of power. When he attempted to murder the infant Harry Potter, however, he accidentally turned Harry into a Horcrux himself, leaving him with the lightning bolt scar. This is the reason behind the prophecy of “neither can die while the other survives.”

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The fate of a fractured soul, forever trapped in purgatory.

When Voldemort used the killing curse on Harry, it destroyed the Horcrux he had inadvertently stored inside of him. How did Harry survive the killing curse? The first time it was because his mother’s love saved him. The second time … well, it’s best explained by Dumbledore:

Hopefully, our guide will help you keep track of what’s what next time you’re watching “Deathly Hallows,” and remember that if you “tamper with the source of life, be prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind!”

10 fascinating facts about Blade Runner

Discover what you never knew about what of the most influential films of all time.

Blade Runner

Though initially met with mixed reviews, “Blade Runner” has grown into one of the most influential and enduring sci-fi films of all time. Directed by Ridley Scott, the movie follows detective Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) as he hunts down a group of dangerous artificial humans known as Replicants. The film is a classic detective noir story crossed with sci-fi that asks some deep questions about the nature of humanity. Read on to discover some interesting facts about the cult classic.

10 fascinating facts about Blade Runner

1. The death of Scott’s brother inspired the film’s darkness

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Image courtesy Warner Bros.

Director Ridley Scott didn’t know his older brother well growing up. Frank Scott had left the family at age 16 to work on a ship before living in Singapore for the next 14 years. Scott was just starting to get to know his brother when Frank received a cancer diagnosis that would eventually prove fatal. Scott made “Blade Runner” to explore the pain he felt after losing his brother, which contributed to the film’s dark themes.

2. It’s Rutger Hauer’s favorite movie

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Actor Rutger Hauer plays Roy Batty, the leader of the group of rogue replicants and the antagonist of the film. A prolific actor, Hauer has appeared in over 170 films. Despite this long list of credits, Hauer has stated that his role in Blade Runner is by far his favorite. He devoted himself to the character, even writing the iconic “tears in the rain” monologue that he delivers in the film.

3. Choosing the title wasn’t easy

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Image courtesy Warner Bros.

“Blade Runner” is based on the sci-fi novel “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep” by famous author Philip K. Dick. The writing team decided that a different title would be needed for the movie, and went through several iterations that included “The Blade Runner” and “Bladerunner” before finally settling on “Blade Runner”

4. Harrison Ford and Ridley Scott didn’t get along

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Actor Harrison Ford was chosen for the role of Deckard based on his success in other sci-fi films like “Star Wars.” Unfortunately, Ford and director Ridley Scott didn’t get along during filming. Ford has stated that “Blade Runner” was one of his least favorite films to make, and Scott stated that working with Ford was a “pain in the arse.” The two have since reconciled their differences… even if they disagree about the film’s true ending.

5. There was a “T-shirt war” on set

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Ridley Scott also ran into friction with his American film crew. In an interview, Scott stated that he would rather work with an English crew because they were much more responsive when given orders. The crew fired back after the perceived insult, getting T-shirts that said “Yes gov’nor, my ass.” In response, Scott wore his own T-shirt that read “Xenophobia sucks.” The tensions between Scott and the film crew continued throughout filming.

6. Spinners are real vehicles

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Image courtesy Warner Bros.

The Spinner vehicles used in the film are actually full-sized cars built by Gene Winfield, a custom car creator. Winfield built 25 vehicles for the film, and also loaned them out to other productions after filming completed. Eagle-eyed viewers can spot a Spinner in the background of a shot in “Back to the Future II.”

7. There are seven different versions of the film

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“Blade Runner” is perhaps most well known for the ambiguity of the film’s meanings and endings. After clashes between the producers and Scott, much of the film was cut and re-edited into a theatrical version. Since then, at least several different cuts have been released, with each cut contributing to different interpretations of the film.

8. It’s the most sampled film in music

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As of 2004, “Blade Runner” holds the title of the most sampled film in 20th-century music. The film’s soundtrack and dialogue has reportedly been used over 738 times in various songs and other media. Dialogue and recordings from NASA’s space progams hold a close second.

9. It’s rumored to be cursed

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Several brands and companies, such as Coca-Cola, Tsingtao Beer, and Cuisinart feature prominently as in-universe advertisements in the movie. Unfortunately, many companies that had ads featured in the film have since been met with unfortunate ends. PanAm, Atari, RCA, and Bell Phones have all gone bankrupt since being featured in “Blade Runner,” leading many to speculate that the film is cursed.

10. One of the actors created a language for the film

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At one point in the film, Deckard meets with fellow detective Gaff, who speaks to Deckard in an original language called “Cityspeak.” Actor Edward James Olmos, who plays Gaff, actually created the language himself. Olmos, who is multi-lingual, created Cityspeak by blending Japanese, German, Spanish, Hungarian, Chinese, and French.

If you want to check out this classic for yourself, head to Softonic’s Where to Watch site to see where you can stream “Blade Runner” right now, and decide for yourself what the movie’s head-scratching ending really means.